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Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass! He/Him BLM

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Joined July 2019
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I am going to overcome dyslexia or try dying.
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This is the truth.
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I ordered a book called "How to scam people online" two months ago. It still hasn't arrived yet.
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The homie had almost convinced me that confirmation bias was top. I’m glad this popped up
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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in global news a Russian bot farm was attacked and destroyed by Ukrainian forces, so anyone still calling you slurs on Twitter today is organic farm to table
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“Allow this app to track your activity across other companies’ apps and websites?” Why. Why would Dunkin’ Donuts need to do that
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hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽
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The guy who delivers our groceries has started leaving little notes on the bags, except they're all very ominous and poetic? Like the first one said "The apples were soft. I chose differently for you. Trust is circular." And I was like okay, weird, but he did get better apples than I would've picked so maybe he's just really into fruit. But then it kept happening. "Three avocados. Past, present, future. One will betray you." Or "The milk expires Friday but don't we all." One time he left a note that just said "They didn't have your brand of salsa. I have made a choice you will understand only in time." My husband thinks it's hilarious and has started leaving notes back. Like "Thank you for the bananas. Your wisdom travels with us." They've never met, just this ongoing weird note exchange on our doorstep. Last week the delivery guy left a bag with a note that said "I have been transferred to a new zone. Another will come. Speak not of me." And I was like oh no this is kind of sad actually? I didn't realize I cared but I did? The new delivery person showed up yesterday. Very normal, very efficient, no notes. Just groceries. It felt empty. But then I unpacked everything and at the bottom of the last bag there was a single note that said "Greg briefed me on your journey. The eggs are fragile. As are we all." My husband wants to invite them to Thanksgiving.
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Please stop adding noises to your songs that sound like maybe something is wrong with my car.
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techno-optimists befuddled by declining popular support for “the robot that tells you to kill yourself”, “the pervert glasses“, and “the camera network that stalks you”
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The opps a have a poured marinara on a my computor @Safety
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Yes, absolutely 💯
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Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.
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I thought this was going to be a joke. This is not a joke. Release this shit immediately.
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This photo went viral with zero credit. So let's fix that - I am the photographer. "Stop," Utah / 2016 From the series Shaped by the West. Also released as a book in three editions (sold out as of writing), exhibited from New York to Paris. Prints available if interested.
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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.
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Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number. When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion. You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.
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The World Cup is proof that, if it weren't for our leaders, the vast majority of people around the world would get along just fine.
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“The reflecting pool is open and everyone is having a wonderful time.”
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I will never understand how so many of y'all were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money YOU PAY IN TAXES to create a social safety net that benefits YOU.
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