Mr. Firm Handshake, Esquire

He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.

The level the rent in NYC would fall if you knocked down all these Robert Moses houses and replaced them with dense market rate high rises would be unbelievable Please please make it happen Could easily rent all the residents great modern apartments elsewhere with the savings!

The level the rent in NYC would fall if you knocked down all these Robert Moses houses and replaced them with dense market rate high rises would be unbelievable Please please make it happen Could easily rent all the residents great modern apartments elsewhere with the savings!

Be prepared, guys, because you’re going to see these trends quite a lot now, and you know why? Because the oldest Gen Z woman is about to turn 30 next year, and a bunch of women also hate working. Not every woman has an email job, and the ones who do will end up losing it within the next few years. And you know what else will happen? You will see a bunch of promiscuous women entering churches in record numbers while most good men leave, just like how they left the nightlife, and just like how they are careful around all the tripods in the gyms from women who are recording for their 500 followers on Instagram. You will read headlines like "women are becoming God fearing, why aren't the men doing the same?" As a result, you will have the media bashing men even more for “not stepping up” and “not wanting marriage” with these women, when in reality they’re just avoiding promiscuous women as a whole who will grift off Christianity. You will hear a lot of Scripture being used against you, specially when you state that you don't want a woman who slept around and it will typically be this verse: Matthew 7:1: “Do not judge, or you too will be judged.” And you know what else is funny about this whole trend you're going to see? They're still all feminists because the option of being a feminist will always be there, given it's already encoded in society.

This is a list of the richest people in 1989. I would never have guessed a single one outside of Sam Walton. The world has changed a lot in 40 years.

October 2019. Homecoming. We would do drugs in the handicap stall. I was anorexic and my on again off again boyfriend used to legitimately hold me captive against my will sometimes. I sold pesticide dab pens. I was young wild and sorta free

Let’s be fair Trump didn’t make money running a casino, he made it inheriting NYC real estate and as a reality TV pioneer

My generation is being tempted by the false promises of socialism. It’s time for Republicans to embrace economic nationalism and end the H-1B to protect jobs for Americans and stop private equity from buying homes to defend homeownership for Americans. It’s now or never.

BREAKING: @Mizzou official admits they still have DEI. "We have something called The Bridge and they're really focused on DEI, like inclusion and stuff like that." "That's like, their whole schtick." They're focused on "social justice issues." What's going on here, @Mizzou?

People aged 65-85 born 1941-1961 all got median home prices at 3x income, college tuition under $1k/year, prime earning years during an S&P 500 market averaging +17% from ‘82 to ‘99, and risk-free 15% yields on CDs in the early ‘80s. They should starve before we tax under 30s.