Writer | Editor | Critic | Noisemaker I'm the guy that gets punched, goes down and cries really hard, then gets up to fight again.
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I have waited so long for Kenya and Tanzania to undergo strained relationships just so I can finally tweet UHURU awachana na POMBE!!
You people just praise Wamatangi without actual facts on ground. I pass by this hospital every single day; it was launched over a year ago and has not been functional since. Besides the watchman, there's not a single staff member or doctor or medical equipment there. P.R tupu.
I find Angel Reese very unlikeable. Having watched this entire series, I can genuinely say this girl cannot play Basketball. All she has is a big mouth and petty shenanigans after some basic plays. Zero skill, just plain bully ball. Totally deserved loss.
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Babu Owino has done nothing but support Edwin Sifuna and do everything within his power to help elevate him. I do not understand why/how Sifuna had to publicly humiliate him like that yesterday, or why he doesn't publicly tell his supporters to stop attacking Babu.
He's only physically present. He's smart enough to see the malice, and he's still one of the candidates to beat in Nairobi. I don't think he'll be persuaded otherwise. Sidelining him in favour of Gakuya would be the biggest betrayal by the Linda Mwananchi camp.
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One of the few people who left the media to join government and I haven't seen making such disappointing statements against the media and turning on the very industry that made them is one Francis Gachuri. Such a polished gentleman.
Hawa wengine...Awuoro.
To my friend Dr Naim Bilal Yaseen, aka Makau Niko, congratulations are in order for this appointment.
However, I must say you are being asked (or have accepted) to perform a miracle. This is what they refer to in rugby as a hospital pass: it will most likely leave you with a high/hard tackle and a deadly (reputational) injury.
Remember the 1989 Warren Buffet quote? "When a management with a reputation for brilliance tackles a business with a reputation for bad economics, it's the reputation of the business that remains intact."
Yet, even in this century, Jesus-type miracles still do happen, at least according to Prophet Owuor. Anything is possible.
Good luck Naim!
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There's no way James Bob Aggrey Orengo is posting this on the same day Edwin Sifuna is officially unveiling his Linda Mwananchi Movement (LMM) party.
Ajim must be stopped bwana!
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During a time this country is at its most consequential turning point in recent time, Kalonzo Musyoka somehow still manages to take the mic at important destiny-altering functions and become his most uninspiring and bland self. What a sack of wet rocks.
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"Keep asking the right questions. Keep believing that this country is worth fighting for."
Journalism doesn't make them like Yvonne Okwara anymore. So long, senje.
I prefer women who earn more than me, because atta girl! As a rule of thumb, I don't date women who can't pay basic bills. I will not take you out every weekend, pick a check sometime. I'll pay the rent, don't call me because the Wi-Fi payment is due or your nails are crooked.
You guys know how shit the economy is but can't date a babe who earns more than you coz you scared of kuachwa?
Bois
A dual income house makes work easy bro. Kama rent ni 30 that's 15 15
Among other bills or mmoja analipa fee mwingine rent .
Anyways
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Correction: "...aliita Raila Amollo Odinga."
The discipline and punishment Luos will give these guys in 2027 for what they have done to Amollo's party is still being brewed.
"Agwambo ka nyocha ionge...Raila come home....!!"
“Ruto hawezi kushinda uchaguzi wa 2027 bila ODM, msidanganywe. Wakati Ruto alikuwa ananyamba-nyamba, alituita sisi tumsaidie.” Junet Mohammed
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In 1386, a pig was executed in France. The pig was arrested for attacking a child, put on a full public trial in a courtroom, found guilty, and sentenced to death by hanging.
Somehow, that story is still less ridiculous compared to Geoffrey Mosiria believing he can win this race
I’m have just casted my vote and voting still going on at MALCOM online TikTok account comments section!.
7 days to go !
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Baba was a former PM. Sifuna is a mere Senator. Their statures in national events are not the same. Baba was always invited, Sifuna was not, and protocol would not have allowed him to speak. He had no business being there. These are all obvious things, mnataka tu kutubore. Chieth
Industry PS Dr. Juma Mukhwana went to a meeting with scrap metal dealers - his very first, only 3 months in office then - and they drew their guns out and placed them on the table.
That's the answer to this question.
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Do despot African presidents read from the same script?
PRESIDENT MNANGAGWA URGES OPPOSITION MEMBERS TO JOIN ZANU PF
President Dr Emmerson Mnangagwa says opposition parties are in disarray and lack an agenda for the people, urging their members to join ZANU PF. He was addressing the official opening of the 23rd ZANU PF National People’s Conference.
#ZANUPF #ZANUPFConference #OppositionPolitics #PartyMembership #Zimbabwe #ZBCNews
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I want to ask this in the nicest way possible;
Why the fuck is Embarambamba performing at Raila Odinga's anniversary?
I want that committee to explain to us that thought process very slowly.
You can agree with me or not, but it was pretty egoistic and just downright wrong of President William Ruto to implant a picture of himself inside the Raila Amollo Odinga mausoleum. For very many obvious reasons. I will not explain.
Unrelated;
Sarah Elderkin was Raila Odinga's speechwriter and biographer.
Sijasema kitu. Just putting it out there.
SARAH ELDERKIN: President William Ruto has taken on a worrying look of late – sweating profusely, eyes wild and blazing, teeth bared in a rictus smile, absolutely furious, panicking and shouting, and with no apparent control of what comes out of his mouth. Things fall apart, and this is the look and sound of a desperate man. And optics matter.
As his carefully constructed grand-larceny schemes continue to unravel and his support shrivels, his already shaky sense of duty and bond to this nation, to its rules and regulations, and to its people, is vanishing completely.
standardmedia.co.ke/columnis…
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#JKLive tonight is just a fun, organic conversation. No empty rhetoric, no insults. Just vibes and memories and bliss. More of this, less of the Atwolis.
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