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Not the senator, secretary of state and main supporter of the clean air and water acts. Unfortunately, I'm that other Ed Muskie who named #30Hatsin30Days

Joined September 2015
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To archive my greatest achievement properly for all generations of mankind to come, here are the posts from my record-shattering #30hatsin30days tweets from 2019. Click on the quoted posts for more information. LOOK ON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY, AND DESPAIR!
I was challenged and now I will go for the world record: 30 HATS IN 30 DAYS! 1. Phrygian cap, aka liberty cap. Worn by phrygians, jacobins and, for a short while, Louis XVI. Other famous phrygian cap wearers include the smurfs, marking them as ruthless regicides.
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First they came for the Kinder Surprise Eggs but I didn't speak up because I wasn't like "Kind'er? But Guvnah! I hardly even know 'er!"
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On this day, 70 years ago, woke was born.
November 5, 1956: The Nat King Cole Show debuts on NBC, the first variety program to be hosted by an African-American. When it failed to find a sponsor Cole noted "Madison Avenue is afraid of the dark."
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I'm gonna win the 500,001 Pounds in the Netflix hit show "Beat Off Luke Littler".
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So, is it legal again for me to enter the US with this picture on my phone?
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Replying to @iheartyamum
We Germans might be heartless monsters in general, but we are kind to pets and even kinder to surprise eggs!
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This is the exact reason why kinder surprise eggs are banned in America
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If they ever try to ban Kinder Suprise Eggs here in my country, they will have to pry them from my cold, dead hands.
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First look at β€˜DUNE: PART THREE’ popcorn buckets.
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Probably talked shit to Mick Foley's face again.
This is legitimately sad.
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Russell Brand preaching the gospel on his way to court.
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Stoner voice *Beware the beast, man, for he is the the devil's pawn, man..."
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If fascism would be only about making trains run on time and punishing people who user speaker phones on public transport, I'd be all on board.
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