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@Ice_Ice_JB

Semi-Pro Gigolo. I’m an ice guy. Once loaned my sexy to Justin Timberlake and he made a right song and dance about having to return it. (He/Him/Stud)

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Joined May 2026
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Think I actually need a lunchtime office nap.
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Actually had an hour at lunch and about 4 this evening. *Sings ‘Help Me Make IT Through The Night’ softly to my coffee*
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Hey girl, are you with the bomb squad, cuz you just defused my viable explosive device.
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Paul Jones (@PaulJones9084) profile picturePaul Jones@PaulJones908412h
Replying to @SamLeach1195
It’s because @DailyMail are a mouth piece for @UKLabour and we all know who is behind it a still got connections in the justice system football supporters sing his name xx is a W⚓️
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Think I’m finally ready for this jelly.
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Tommy Robinside
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… by Christmas
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Stop moaning, we’ll all ACTUALLY be dead soon.
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I’d put my gherkin in your marmalade.
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No idea how, but I seem to have built a rep for being needy Stunts like putting up early Halloween and Christmas profiles are interpreted as cries for attention, but I really don’t need it. It’s enough that I know most of you have simply rolled your eyes, tutted and ignored it.
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Do you ever bore yourself? Apparently it’s quite common but it’s never actually happened to me and I can’t actually fathom how it would even be possible.
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If I was an O’Reilly, I’d have named by first born Crikey just for the craic.
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Could he be any more dead.
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@PopBaseOct 28
Today marks 3 years since the talented Matthew Perry passed away.
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Iran is the US’s Vietnam. Or Korea Or Afghanistan
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What the fuck is this bullshit? “Made on X” I cropped the pic slightly, you dick.
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Oh, good morning BTW
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G’night
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Imagine if I’d have called Kane’s wife ‘mid’ tho. I mean, you’d have all had to just go, yeah, I might not agree with you, but you’re hot enough to express that opinion.
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