Retep Retals

“He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you ever done?”

Me and someone else, reading your tweets.

Just had some paella for lunch so hoping there’s a paella rice tax reduction in the #budget

Fucking hell, people are going to the Ghosts film in fancy dress. @ThatsSoBluesky

Could he be any more dead.

Half term, loads of brats at the DL.

Heinrich Potter

Our WiFi is down so unfortunately I can’t wish @Ice_Ice_JB a happy 60th. He’s probably out on the bins anyway.

Unbelievable scenes here lads, went to get the caraway seeds for a recipe only to realise that we’ve run out. I know!

Lots of people working from home in the DL cafe.

Went for a haircut and had a nose wax as well. He put 4 cotton swabs up there this time so don’t talk to me about the pain of child birth.

Just dipped into the news and saw that Delia Smith wants to bring back rationing.

Mrs S has been away for the weekend so I’ve had to do all the housewife stuff for 3 days and my question is how do you ladies not get bored sitting around browsing the internet and drinking coffee all the time?

Can’t park there m8

No, YOU grow up.

It’s binmagedon out there.

Bullying is illegal @TeenyBella

I will never watch a single minute of the TV series 'This City is Ours' purely because of the radio adverts.

Might carve my pumpkin today if you know what I mean.

Sunday