@ImGoinToJackson

There's always money in the banana stand. I don't have a banana stand.

 Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined January 2011
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 17
‘SNL’ (UK) takes a jab at Shane Gillis following his controversial ‘SNL’ (US) monologue.
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PNF@PotnoodIefringeOct 11
“Independent journalist.” And it’s just some fella with a GoPro who’s not allowed to see his kids anymore.
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Graham Ruthven
@grahamruthvenOct 7
I don't know if Pocognoli as Scotland manager will work, but last night proves how much people love to talk about a "process" until they're actually in one.
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Ian Visible 👀@Ian_VisibleOct 7
After watching this as a kid, all I wanted for Christmas 1982 was a bottle of bubble liquid, a blower and 20 B&H Superkings.
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ive seen turnstile get called youth crew and knocked loose get called death metal on the tl today we gotta open the schools man
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PumpkinPips 🎃@realpip3Oct 5
Jeffrey Archer has died. He’s from the good old days when politicians went to jail for committing perjury and perverting the course of justice.
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Luke Savage
@LukewSavageOct 6
Ok, this is a very good joke
𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯
@atlanticesqueOct 5
Reading off the lineup at a prog rock festival
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Asking in the group chat to see who is free to make it to a Tuesday night Nations League game at Hampden in October. The group chat:
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If we don’t see at least one “SHAMPAGNE SUPERNOVA” banner at Anfield this weekend, like what are we even doing
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Gene Meyer@GeneMeyerLOLOct 2
I don’t argue about politics on the internet because I’m too busy getting mad at people for liking the wrong Sepultura albums.
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Fuck. North East’s finest.
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Okay, the empty chair broke me. One of the best Pac. You will be missed unbelievably by the fans. #AEW #RIPPac
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We should definitely have been more competitive with 10 men, but the only person that needs to give their head a wobble after last night is Jack Hendry. Ridiculous lack of football IQ to do that.
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Garry@MacnessieSep 29
Hey pensioners of Scotland, Remember when you were told your pension was safe if you voted no to independence. Well you're about to become poorer as they remove the triple lock to help pay for social care in England 😉 Happy retirement.
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Owen
@OwennfaSep 26
FUN FACT: We are paying more money for worse versions of ALMOST everything because private equity firms buy up beloved brands, cut product quality to the bone, hike prices to squeeze out margins, and leave a trail of debt-ridden husks behind.
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Is anyone having as much fun in their job right now as Pete and Tyler ?? Unlikely #triplemania
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www.sidin.co
@sidinSep 7
Very painful to be in your 40s. You find both older people and younger people unbearable. You also find other 40 year olds unbearable. Truly a great age.
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if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass
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