@ImLAFing
 Poplar Grove, IL
Joined January 2011
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Elon Musk
@elonmusk1 Jul 2024
When will politicians, or at least the intern who runs their account, learn that lying on this platform doesn’t work anymore?
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“I don’t need to lift weights, I do manual labor all day” Let’s be honest here Chief.. 90% of the guys that do manual labor are built either like a twig or borderline obese. Hate to break it to ya, but if you want to look great… gonna have to hit the gym too.
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If you’re a man in your 20s, read this:
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400 for the 🐐
Joe Olmo@Joe_Olmo3 Feb 2022
Congrats to @auburn_knights head coach Bryan Ott on career win No. 400! @RPS205 @RFDSportsCoalit @FredVanVleet
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ESPN
@espn27 Nov 2021
"Cancer can take away all my physical abilities. It cannot touch my mind, it cannot touch my heart & it cannot touch my soul. And those three things are going to carry on forever." Join the fight Jim Valvano started with @TheVFoundation: v.org/donate #VStrongBaby
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Shutdown fast food until we solve this obesity pandemic 😷
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Diet and sleep are inextricably linked. The foods you eat influence your sleep, and the quality of your sleep can impact your food choices. If you’re looking for tips to improve your sleep, this thread is for you. 👇
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I was NOT expecting that LMAO This game is insane
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Rick Troll@trollmamba7 Sep 2019
*Antonio Brown gets destroyed by Vontaze Burfict* Big Ben: Yo you good?? Antonio Brown:
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Rick Troll@trollmamba1 Sep 2019
Harry Potter: Ron knew we had a quidditch match today where is he?! Ron Weasly:
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Bobby Bonilla will still be getting paid 4 YEARS after Bryce Harper's contract ends 😳
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alex@mineifiwildout_18 Feb 2019
shit taste like yugioh cards
New York Post
@nypost14 Feb 2019
Does In-N-Out have the worst fries in America? nyp.st/2E9NY2h
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HOLD UP! Why did Jussie Smollet hire Michael Cohens Lawyer? Robert Mueller need to drop the Russia Investigation & and investigate this Hoax! America is so great he had to hire 2 Nigerians to oppress him & blame it on 2 white Trump Supporters. RT if you’re Laughing with me
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Chicago Police look at 100 tapes & saw him but don’t see him being noosed & bleach at 2am in the freezing cold by Two White Trump supporters screaming “MAGA COUNTRY” RETWEET if his story sound fishy! & have y’all heard anyone say MAGA country?
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*highschooler wearing MAGA hat smirks* “MAGA HATS ARE LITERALLY THE NEW WHITE HOODS” *Democratic governor has yearbook pic with an actual white hood* “Omg it was just college”
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Bezos gives 0.0906% to charity. If you make $25 an hour, and drop a $20 bill on 2 gofundme's per year, you're giving more of your income to charity than the richest person on earth.
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This is so stupid that I saw it like 12 hours ago and I’m still pissed off.
PETA
@peta4 Dec 2018
Words matter, and as our understanding of social justice evolves, our language evolves along with it. Here’s how to remove speciesism from your daily conversations.
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Regardless of belief, regardless of your side of the aisle, this is wrong. I am witnessing a slow and insidious slide towards violence from those that have never truly experienced it. We all need to take a collective breathe before we go over the edge.
Tucker Carlson
@TuckerCarlson11 Nov 2018
Last month one of my children was attacked by a stranger at dinner. For her sake, I was hoping to keep the incident private. It’s now being politicized by the Left. Here’s what happened:
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Replying to @ccastellanos118 @BarstoolBigCat
Everyone forget the bus incident?
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