*kisses your forehead, leaving a long spit trail*
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I dont have a pillow so i use a pair of jeans
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Scrolled through this guy's account and he's either a child or is suffering from some kind of mental disability
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Cheeseburger man ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁) retweeted
white people in 2020 be like
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i was raised muslim and the moment i went agnostic i tried pork and it felt like this
I still don’t eat pork and I’m never going to
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Elena n Dudley
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european white people when you tell them they’re white
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oomf has me on call with them while they’re at work and it feels like this while i’m trying to speak while they’re talking to a customer
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Trouble sleeping #DDLC
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you’re welcome white people.
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" frankly i dont know. probably dirk dinkum or wario gets paid. i like to think itll be usurped by something bigger some day
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nigga i’m quitting
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The strangest part about this is the warm milk . You can buy milk to have at home .
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Daughter age 5 is repulsed by underdog stories, she thinks the most powerful should win even if he’s “the bad guy”, is this developmental or her personality
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A mosquito bit my elbow and now I look like I was rendered by a tumblr artist in 2012
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Cheeseburger man ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁) retweeted
"Dude there's Manhattan Cafe yams to your right"
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