A.K.A. John Gallium Bible. Real Patriot, Married Father of 26 (wife still here), 101% American, believer in the Lord Almighty Trump (and also God).
America obviously
Joined February 2023
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"I can't tell if this page is satire or not"
– the average liberal who finds my page who can't tell if it's satire or not
Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 retweeted
L’américain, le japonais et le drone israelien qui se battent pour savoir qui va pouvoir atteindre les gosses en premier a l’ecole
Patriots... 😨 It happened again... 😨🏳️⚧️? I was TRICKED into drinking this whole can of 🏳️⚧️ Monster 🏳️⚧️ Energy 🏳️⚧️😨😨😨 This is NOT right... I can already feel the pr*nouns growing... the woke mind virus in my veins... 😨😨😨 Patriots, PLEASE help me! 😨😨😨 This is so scary! 😨😨😨
This almost happened to me once!!! 😱😱😱 SCARY story! Trigger warning: genders... 😨
I was about halfway through a can of this white Monster, after hearing tales of Agartha, when suddenly a different presence filled me. One of... pr*nouns... 🤢 I suddenly started thinking "would I be happier as a girl"... "I wish I could try being a woman just to see"... "maybe everyone feels this way?"... "why do I feel so weird about my body"... 🤔 BUT THEN IT CLICKED. 😲 The MONSTER. I put it down immediately, picked up my limited edition Bible, and prayed to the Lord Almighty to release me from this woke presence and return me to the light of heaven and Trump. So yeah. I can confirm. Do NOT drink Monster, patriots!!! 🫡🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I'd really love to know why liberals seem to hate Trump all of sudden! 🤔🤔🤔 Up until last week, the left seemed to love him almost as much as I do! 🤔🤔🤔
Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 retweeted
*Shoots you* oh I’m sorry
*Shoots you* Sorry accident
*Shoots you*
*Shoots you*
*Shoots you*
*Shoots you* Why r u bleeding
What on Earth was I doing yesterday
These people clearly know NOTHING! 🙄 If they did, they'd know to give it to Donald Trump every year! 🙄
Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 retweeted
EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP:
Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking
Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago
Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF
Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 retweeted
"So this is Tranny Smasher in the flesh. Washington, Seattle boogieman of legend."
"You're packing alot of estrogen for your gender, boy. I'm surprised you have the balls to stand up to me."
Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 retweeted
white gay boys when you tell them they cant ask grok to generate lady gaga saying nigga
Good Lord above! 😨😨😨 I'm having WOKE thoughts! 😨😨😨 Like "I should wear women's clothes" or "I should put on makeup"! 😨😨😨 THIS IS WRONG! 😨😨😨 THIS IS SO WRONG! 😨😨😨