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Fan of the #Internet, think it'll take off one day. Managing Partner @ Open Partners. Previously led social for brands @Unilever & @Avast.

Manchester, England
Joined February 2009
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what an image from @VICEUK.
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Beyoncé dancing to the original Grange Hill theme tune.
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Oh my god
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Spoke to my beautiful friend last night - a lung doctor in the nhs. She said, while its a lovely gesture, instead of just clapping please could you just never ever vote conservative again.
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This is KFC not LBC don’t @ me.
Hey @KFC_UKI, we’ve found an even bigger chicken than you.
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Is it possible to prorogue the Queen?
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“Sorry for the reply delay!” - predictable - disorganised - admits fault on your part “in response to your premature email,” - brazen - establishes dominance - might get fired, giving you more time to work on your series of crime novellas
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Things are so bleak rn we have to stan axe body spray
Axe’s second reply is 💯
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Hot-desking is not the one. Our entire desk is basically anti-bac, wet wipes, multi-vitamins, an assortment of 'health-boosting' teas and various sprays, when it should be pictures of people's friends/family, food, tea/coffee and other perfectly nice things.
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Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: Not even their mom: iNfLuEnCeR: “A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine...”
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Could this be any more Partridge?
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I must say, I’m tremendously excited by all this.
'This Time With Alan Partridge' coming soon to @BBCOne.
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your home counties upbringing vs you 2 minutes after moving to south east london
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I made a meme about punctuation
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I’m writing and speaking on #gentrification a lot these days. This sign in a pub cracked me up. It’s a great reminder that when you buy a house you become part of an existing local urban ecosystem - not the almighty ruler over that ecosystem.
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BBC Radio wanted to have me on today to debate a climate-denier in the context of the drought/heatwave. I said NO. I told them it was a disgrace that they still give climate-deniers airtime at a time like this. I won’t be part of such charades any longer. Please RT if you agree.
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