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Sex with prostitute in 2005:
- pay or you're f*cked
- she'll do what you want
- using 2 condoms
Sex with prostitute in 2026:
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She doesnt miss you, She miss how you made her feel.
Read that again.
She miss the attention, compliments, reassurance and the feeling of being desired.
But does she actually miss YOU?
//OPEN-THREAD//
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HOW TO SECRETLY UNDERSTAND SOMEONE'S PERSONALITY:
1. Status – suggested by their choice of shoes.
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Sex with a virgin:
- She’ll get emotionally attached.
- Everything is new to her.
- Your size is enough.
Sex with a high body count girl:
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Do This and She Will Come Back Crawling 🐺
1. Stop chasing the moment she pulls away.
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Fingering in your head:
• Two fingers, fast
• As deep as possible
• She screams in 30 seconds
Fingering in real life:
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Rough sex according to men:
• Slaps everything
• Full speed
• Chokes her without asking.
Rough sex according to girls:
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8 S3X Mistakes Most Men Make.
Save it, you'll need it
1. Licking a woman's vagina.
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Morning sex according to girls:
• Morning breath is a deal-breaker
• Hair looks like a bird's nest
• Needs coffee first
• Bladder is screaming
Morning sex in real life:
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Penis size expectations in 2005:
Him: “I need to be at least 7 inches or I’m small.”
Her: “Yeah, bigger is always better.”
Penis size expectations in 2026:
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Never marry a broke woman.
Never marry a broke woman.
Never marry a broke woman.
Never marry a broke woman.
Never marry a broke woman.
The reasons why:


























