Joined January 2010
All the Gods and all their armies would have to rip apart the very fabric of the space-time continuum just to have half a chance of pulling me off her
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one time i dated a photographer dude who photographed hella cute women & talked so highly of himself for never being involved w his subjects & then when he broke up i found out he had fucked like every single one of them
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Mourning wood
I’ll never forget the time my gf cried on my lap cuz her grandma died & I got hard 😩
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That family HAS TO build Ray J a statue man..
Y recuerden amores no hay gente fea, sino pobre.
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Yeah I'd suck on my job too if she'd be putting it down like that every night tbqh
Herbert will be fine 🔥
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""A woman being in a relationship with you, belonging to your political party, or sharing your religious beliefs is not commitment. It is a temporary alignment of interests. Treat it as such."
Pay attention to the outrage so many men express over women "switching sides." That's how little they understand women. It's no wonder they get fooled time and time again by women who tell them they're on their side. Women are not political. They're not on your side. They're on their OWN side. They're self-interested. You hate this because you want them to be more like you, sacrificing for the greater good. But they're not. They're women. They align themselves with whichever side benefits them the most. It's a survival strategy dating back to the caveman days. Women don't have sympathy or empathy, at least not for men. They have propriety. Meaning, they care MUCH more about being perceived as good and morally acceptable than actually living up to the standards their audience holds them to. Then, through questionable life choices, they eventually get crushed under the weight of an image they can no longer maintain. So they move to another in-group, perform the same routine of propriety, and bash the former group that no longer benefits them. A woman being in a relationship with you, belonging to your political party, or sharing your religious beliefs is not commitment. It is a temporary alignment of interests. Treat it as such. Or stay mad that women are doing what you were supposed to be doing in the first place: Putting themselves first.
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"It broke my heart, that breaking her heart was the answer."
I once’s missed an ex girlfriend’s birthday party who was acting distant. 45 people there plus family and her own boyfriend, no where to be found. My phone blowing up, “where the hell are you..”. Next day i come over, no present, tell her “sorry, it’s a long story..” that girl nearly cried for hours. For the next 6 months non stop texts, i love you’s, buying me presents, asking to hanging out more. It broke my heart, that breaking her heart was the answer..
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"Putin doesn't need to bomb Europe. The enemy is already inside."
Los inmigrantes africanos y musulmanes queman todas las escuelas de Burdeos, Francia. A Putin no le hace falta bombardear Europa. El enemigo ya está dentro.
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I mean, if Sydney Sweeney keyed my car I'd apologize for parking it there
Someone said: You really can’t scare off a guy who’s genuinely into you, you could literally throw a rock at him and he’d still be like, “damn, she must’ve had a rough day."
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Women is 2026: - Lets her pupil smash - Comes home - Kills her kids - Lets the family dog smash - Blames her husband - Complains about Sydney Sweeneys honkers
Disturbed Florida mom arrested after husband found video of her having sex with family dog: cops trib.al/jzt5HMC
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If Lindsay Clancy looked like Sydney Sweeney, she'd get the electric chair inside 17 minutes. If Sydney Sweeney looked like Lindsay Clancy, not a single soul would give a fuck about the Novig ad.
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Same man, two different stages in life
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Really starting to understand why Satan approached Eve first instead of Adam in the Garden of Eden.
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if the pussy hard to get I just assume the pussy not for me, and thats ok gangsta, plenty pussy for me and pussy for we. if the pussy is for me then the pussy will be, and neither have I paid for pussy because if the pussy is for me, then the pussy is free.
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That's also why we don't ask "whose pussy is this" when fucking anymore - we already know we in a rental
Haven’t heard a man say “ain’t nobody can crack my girl” in a long time
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Same thing happens when you give a hoe a drivers licence and a car lmfao
What's really fascinating with this is that mobility has unlocked a curiosity in a brain that otherwise would be focused on how to hide.
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Top tier asshole game
8 years ago I gave a guy a bj and afterward he asked me if I finished too. It has crossed my mind twice a day for nearly a decade.
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She understands her God given assignment on this planet and she embraces it fully
sydney sweeney out for dinner in new york... just stunning
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