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Today marks SIX WEEKS since I was elected by the voters of AZ-07. For six weeks, @SpeakerJohnson has denied them their voice in Congress. That's not leadership. That's obstruction.
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Perfect! You do the best tweets! 👏
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This feels like one of those Family Guy cutaways that goes on for 30 seconds too long
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Enten: "Canada is far more popular than Donald Trump is here in the United States. The net popularity of Canada is +49. Trump is -10. We're talking about Canada coming out nearly 60 points ahead on the net popularity ratings versus Donald Trump here in the US"
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YES!! 🙌🏻
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AN UMBRELLA MADE IN CHINA HAS DEFEATED OUR PRESIDENT. AMERICANS ARE IN SHOCK. (MANY ARE SCREAMING IN HORROR.) BUT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, CAN CLOSE MY OWN UMBRELLA. I ONCE CLOSED THREE UMBRELLAS SIMULTANEOUSLY. WHILE IT WAS STILL RAINING! CHOOSE STRENGTH. -- GCN ("C" IS FOR CLOSER.)
Trump gets some help closing his umbrella while boarding Air Force One
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SINCE DONNY IS PUTTING TARIFFS ON AMERICANS, I'M PUTTING TARIFFS ON DONNY. 30% ON GIFTS FROM QATAR. 40% ON UGLY BALLROOMS. (NASTY!) 50% ON PUMPKIN MAKE UP. 70% ON UMBRELLA LESSONS (FOR BEGINNERS!) 100% ON KID ROCK SHOWS AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN (AKA OLIVE GARDEN.) THANK YOU! -GCN
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By most metrics, the U.S. economy was the strongest in the world when Mr. Trump took office in January, leading some analysts to describe the president’s actions as a historic self-inflicted wound akin to a soccer player’s scoring a goal against his own team.
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Live from the Oval Office
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Can’t help myself…
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If Politics were driven by rational thought and objective truths, it would instead be called Science.
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You can keep blaming us for the weather, but don't try to pin this shitshow on Jews...
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Congrats to the Mets and their fans.
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Deafening (as postseason Grand Slams should be)! #LFGM #MetsWin #MetsNation
LISTEN TO CITI FIELD! 🔊 (Via NTT #BallparkCam)
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Donald Trump’s plan for a second term is here. Read it for yourself. trumpsproject2025.com
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