@ItsToad_

These tweets are not to be used as evidence. Notably sinistrophobic.

 Fucknutsville, Texas
Joined December 2016
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Any tweets of mine that you do not find funny are just inside jokes you’re not a part of.
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Kalshi
@KalshiOct 25
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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It’s time. Don’t ask questions. Click the link.
Jon 🔬
@JonnyMicro21h
Replying to @JonnyMicro
twitch.tv/JonnyMicro

JonnyMicro - Twitch

Your friendly neighborhood microbiologist. I play and stream all kinds of games, from RPGs like Mass Effect, The Witcher, and Elden Ring to shooters like Borderlands and Halo, and sometimes smaller...

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Start creating your Twitch account so you can join in
Jon 🔬
@JonnyMicro21h
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JonnyMicro - Twitch

Your friendly neighborhood microbiologist. I play and stream all kinds of games, from RPGs like Mass Effect, The Witcher, and Elden Ring to shooters like Borderlands and Halo, and sometimes smaller...

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Replying to @RogersForTexas
@RogersForTexas , just to be sure I have this correct, your endorsing James Talarico, correct?
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If anyone is thinking about buying me something for Christmas 👇👇👇
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Hi, my name is Toad and I am doing everything I can right now to not yell at my kids
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Remember last year’s Tractor Supply Christmas spears?
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I got this joke when I was 8. The internet revealed to me that there are now 20 years old who don’t get it.
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Look Big 12, I want y’all to beat the allegations but I’m gonna need y’all to do your part
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This is college football at its finest
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Replying to @lee_bail83
@lee_bail83 versus @ItsToad_
Aleena sky
@malik_alee66879Oct 12
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This explains why he unfollowed me
Jon 🔬
@JonnyMicroOct 21
Periodic reminder that I am absolutely undefeated in having the hottest mutuals on this damn platform
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Make a book title edible:
Smoke yer Joyful Cheap Fake
@Jlisa42067Oct 20
Make a book title edible: A Clockwork Orange Marmalade #makeabooktitleedible
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Matt Drinkall is my favorite person in college football right now
By the Belt: A MAC Sports Blog@bythebeltOct 20
Here is (part) of Central Michigan head coach Matt Drinkall's quote in opposition to the proposed 24-team College Football Playoff:
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Hey @pennyelizabeths, I was just diagnosed with a phobia for German sausages I fear the wurst
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A Tale of Two Twitters
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What would you put in Brandon's deck?
Brandon Hannibal Donkey@BrandonDonkey2Oct 18
I decided to add a deck to the shed I converted into a hangout for the boys. Now I need to add an awning.
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Here is Harvard but purple and on Texas so they don’t feel left out.
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Things you hear when the abyss gazes back
TexasAF 🇺🇸@DillowTalk2Oct 18
Im both completely repulsed but can't look away simultaneously.
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Wow 🤣 Catastrophic typo
The Eras Tour
@tswifterastourOct 18
she looks absolutely urethral
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