adult human female clump of cells • you can't hurt me, I run for fun 💪 • perpetually spooky 🦇🎃 • baja blast enthusiast • ribbit 🍄

United States
Joined June 2023
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Who is she? Start of 2025 vs Start of 2026
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"It's hilarious you didn't stay in an environment and with a person that was S tier toxic to you for years on end 🤣" Your approval means nothing :) sit with that as long as you need to. Have a nice day! ❤️
Yes. I think your failed marriage is hilarious considering you tried to weaponize how very happy you two were for so long 😂
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You post more about my divorce than me :) Why do you hate seeing other women happy? Only wish the best for you ❤️
Try being someone worth being married to 🤷‍♀️
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So, to prove “transphobia is taught,” your example is a stranger with a trans flag sweater touching someone else’s kid while the mom is distracted? Okay, groomer.
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These people are an inch away from "what? I was just asking these kids if they wanted to see puppies in the back of my van?? Kids are curious and love puppies why are you making it weird???"
Replying to @Its_Toad
You mean a child is reaching out to them like kids do out of curiousity and you're sexualising it? Maybe you're sexualising a child and you should fix that.
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Where it started: "Nobody's coming for your kids relax. Nobody's touching kids we just want to exist ok." How its going: "Hey so its actually a phobia when you don't allow strangers free and unlimited access to touch your kids when you're not looking. It's not creepy or weird in the slightest you're just bigoted."
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Manifesting a motorcycle soooo bad
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"I can say no but she cant" Im sure women are lining up for you
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Ok your wife gets off to pegging you Ryan bend over. Its your duty as her spouse please salute now 🇺🇸
A valid reason is illness or recent childbirth. Barring those things, spouses have a duty to fulfill each other’s physical needs.
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Reminiscing.
SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS! THIS ONE’S FOR YOU PHILLY!
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Hey so theres a button you can toggle on my account that says "block" if seeing my posts makes you uncomfortable :) best of luck! ❤️
I miss when your account was locked and I couldn’t see your harassment. Maybe go get married just to get divorced again, eh?
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Im not gonna lie im really nervous about some test results im expecting next week. I hate the doctor and forcing myself to go get answers for things ive been putting off has been really hard but im proud of myself. 🙏
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Libs: "If u ban abortion women will just find ways to do it illegally" Libs: "if u ban guns all mass shootings will end magically ✨️"
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The girl at the supermarket said she liked my Keychain so naturally I have to make her one and go back and give it to her duh 🦚
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We would never cross paths don't worry I dont speak section 8
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Unless her first name is Lindsay and her last name is Clancy, right petal?
This one is just realising that people who agree with abortion actually don’t want harm to come to born living children. Shocker right?
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Men: "yes babe. In exchange for sex with you I bless you with, Not cheating on you ❤️ you're welcome"
A woman has failed as a wife if her husband needs to beg for s*x. Imagine being s*xually rejected in the one relationship where you promised each other exclusivity. I understand why most married men cheat, their women are starving them.
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If I chose to save my cat over your great great second cousin twice removed named Bertha is that bad??
My terms were, as stated, you can save EITHER 100 zygotes from death OR one 6 month old from death? Which do you save? This is your last chance to prove you’re not being disingenuous. If you choose not to answer again, I wish you well, but I won’t be responding to you again.
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The Eagles Injury Report:
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October 2025 me: "Man I'm bummed I cant fully enjoy my favorite month. We just moved to our new house and I really dont have time or money to decorate and embrace the holiday this year. But oh heck yeah next year Halloween is on a weekend, the house will be all cute and decorated for fall, I cant wait!!: October 2026 me: "Girl 😂😂😂 this year has been a horror movie for sure, atleast there's that for Halloween spirit!"
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