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Best theory yet
My tinfoil hat theory on Jensen situation.
Bear in mind, the only way Jensen gets ousted is if there is a BAD smoking gun, possibly around a crime.
A theory:
> honeypot Chinese spy-CEO girl gets Jensen
> she buys GPUs for megaspeed
> those GPUs ultimately go to China
> JH figures it out; tries to stop
> CCP tells him, “ha, gotcha b!tch” and blackmails him into continuing
> pressures JH to ship more GPUs
> JH has Nvidia ship said GPUs and tells team to not look too closely
> JH starts defending China as a potential customer publicly (see Dwarkesh pod below)
> CIA figures out what’s happening
[Note: Trump mentioned on 60 Minutes interview the US discovered a major AI CEO breaking the law. Trump threatened him with prosecution if he didn’t get onboard Team USA ASAP. “Do you like wearing orange?”]
> This is Jensen
> JH shuts down honeypot relationship and related GPU shipments
> China says, “No. If you don’t ship, we will destroy you.”
> Stuck between US legal system and Chinese blackmail, JH risks calling China’s bluff
> China does initial leak on JH honeypot affair. JH denies it to Nvidia board (6-12 months ago)
> US CIA / DoJ knows he did it
> China is not bluffing
> China sees anti-AI blue wave at last week’s US ballot box (which it helped catalyze) and decides now is the time to hit Jensen
> Leaks the story aggressively. Kill three birds with one stone: take out blackmail target; disrupt important AI leader; feed AOC’s oligarch AI wet dream
> Nvidia board forced to investigate. Discovers JH a) lied; b) broke the law; and c) had an affair with Nvidia employee
> Nvidia board doesn’t want to fire him but almost has to, especially if he knowingly broke the law
AND SO HERE WE ARE.
Critical question for $NVDA board is did JH knowingly do something illegal. Because everything else falls in a “policy violation” bucket that can be managed without termination.
But if he broke major laws, the board is trapped, barring USG intervention.
We shall see.
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Men’s wandering dicks crash economies and their fragile egos start wars, but somehow women are still “too emotional” to lead. The irony is fucking hilarious.
I hold the railing gently when I go down stairs because it’s stupid not to.
A nurse walks through three things she sees older men do every day. Pushing off the armrest to stand. Two trips for the shopping. A hand on the stair rail every time.
She says all three point to the same thing. Watch her explain what is really going on:
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This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive.
A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging, insurrectionist, running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU.
Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth."
This was published by Annalise B Winterborne on TikTok.
#DemsUnited
ALT The orange idiot aka Trump
Great list of iconic musical moments:
#MondayVibes
#MondayMotivaton
(1/19)
incredible music history
hiding in plain sight in Midtown Manhattan #nyc
peak years, 1950s-2000s
so many foundational songs + albums written, recorded, mixed, over-dubbed, finished or produced at these locations.
(short walk, just scratching at surface)
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Reposting this for no particular reason
Liz Cheney: “I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible. There will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain.”
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Canada just lit up Niagara Falls Blue showing their solidarity with Democrats and it feels so good to know that they stand with us.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Niagara Falls was lit teal on Nov 3rd for Alzheimer awareness, as per their illumination schedule.
niagaraparks.com/events/falls-i…
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A tale of two friends.
One will vote for anyone but Abdul El-Sayed simply because he's a Muslim. She's has no reason other than his religion.
The friend will vote for El-Sayed because she wants to see reproductive rights safeguarded, abortion rights protected, and wants to live in a country where everyone no matter their religion feel safe.
I don't understand where El-Sayed's hatred comes from. All he wants to do is pass Medicare for all, get money out politics and get money in your pockets.
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My coworker's mother passed away last November.
She left her modest $190,000 house to him clear and free, no mortgage, completely paid off after thirty years of factory work.
He moved into the home in January to finally settle the estate.
Two weeks ago, a letter arrived from the state Medicaid estate recovery office.
Because his mother spent four months in a rehabilitation facility before she passed, the state quietly slapped a retroactive $114,000 lien against the property title.
He called the state health department, frantic, asking how a hospital stay could bankrupt an inherited home that had no mortgage balance.
The caseworker sighed and told him:
"Federal law requires state programs to claw back healthcare costs from deceased estates. The house cannot be sold or transferred until the balance is cleared in full."
He offered to pay a monthly settlement.
They said no. The full $114,000 is due in 60 days, or they foreclose on the property at a public auction.
A lifetime of working-class savings, wiped out overnight by a retroactive healthcare lien.
You don't own generational wealth.
You're just holding a property title until the state finds a legal mechanism to repossess it the moment you die.
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Video of #Nortefire sent to my from my dad.
Praying for South Orange County.
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At this point, I need the mechanical bird to release its own statement. We’ve heard from everybody else. 💀
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She was trying to cross a rushing flood because she was afraid of losing her job.
This woman told me she works @FlamingoVegas and feared being fired for arriving late- even with floodwater blocking her route.
Flamingo: please reassure your employees that nobody needs to risk their life to make a shift.
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MAGA mama ready to call ICE on Hispanic couple—during their marriage proposal.
Mariachi band serenading them offended her.
"This isn't Mexico!" she yells.
"Go back to Mexico!"
Mom of bride wrote:
"Make this racist lady go viral trying ruin daughter’s special day."
Hayley said "Yes!" to her now fiance—and showed off the ring in her own video.
Trinity Films was the hired videographer who stepped up to stop the lady from causing further disruption.
Incident occurred at Crescent Bay Point Park in Laguna Beach, California.
The Lugo family doesn't have an account on this platform—so posting first full length and credited video here to help raise awareness.
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MAGA Mama ready to call ICE on Hispanic worker at Lowe's—for looking illegal.
"Do you even speak English!" she yells.
"You Mexican ass!"
"I am calling the manager!"
she screams throwing a sink.
Unfortunately for her—store manager stood up for employee and told lady to leave.
Man filming said it took all he had to remain calm and not escalate physically—but he really likes his job.
"Fire isn’t extinguished with fire. I hope she sees this video and feels ashamed."
Incident occurred inside the Lowe's Home Improvement in High Point, North Carolina.
Tony doesn't have an account on this platform—so posting first full length and credited video here to help raise awareness.