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jordy

@JGood3z
 Fort Worth, TX
Joined September 2011
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@mazemooreJul 4
Reminder that if you are fully vaccinated and up to date on boosters, you are allowed to celebrate the Fourth of July. Those vaccinated are even permitted to have a very small backyard barbecue. Five person maximum.
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The amount of videos I see of men in sandals getting hit by a train is remarkable
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My girlfriend can’t stand dungeon crawler Carl teapaw.org/UbermenschMind/status/…
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Why do girls love doing everything slow and being late
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I wonder if there will be any reaction if I start being SUPER rude to ChatGPT
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** accidentally clicks someone’s profile on LinkedIn ** LinkedIn - “this fucking creep is checking out your profile”
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“Oh yeah that’s because I have ADD” - everyone
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Sure bud - I’d love to follow your 16th business venture, in the last 7 years, on Facebook
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Reed is an absolute gem
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This is one of the most perfect things the internet has ever created.
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**checking out for my specialty drill bits and a phone case*** Oh yeah thanks @amazon I would love to order some produce. Considering I’ve never ordered food on here that’s a really good idea.
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I like when people who lie and steal get offended when I say God Damnit
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Drop some bombs in the Middle East and I stop seeing ICE protests on my timeline? We should have done this a lot earlier
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If I knew war had these sick highlight tapes I would have been down for it way earlier
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I think I already posted this but deserves to hit the timeline again. JT Miller going full song with no music and lyrics is the most American thing of all time What a night. 🇺🇸
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I could run through a brick wall right now!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 USA USA USA USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸teapaw.org/TopTierState/status/20…
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ICE on the roads and not a single protestor. Shame
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Disney should sponsor me this weekend **texting and driving ON ICE**
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