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Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important.🥇2025 #SEVVIE. 🥇@TheAAPC Pollie for ML.  alum.

Austin, TX
Joined February 2017
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Tens of people! #txlege
Mansfield/Arlington @tarrantgop Get Out the Vote Rally: “Stand Together. Stand Strong. Keep Tarrant Red.”
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“50x Plus.” My weekly pool lasted 16.2 hours. Ten days in: an admitted billing fault, no credit, no disclosed pool size. Read more about my nightmare with "The X Subscription" @cursor_ai @SpaceXSI @poteto, @mattyp @elonmusk
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This is example #1,486,291 of just how stupid Paxton’s comms people are: Ken’s personal life isn’t a campaign issue, but Talarico’s is. Oh, ok. And you just said that shit out loud and didn’t think it sounds retarded? Right. #txlege “Mr. Paxton’s campaign spokeswoman, did not answer questions for this article and instead raised questions about Mr. Talarico’s dating history. “This is a disgusting, invasive story that has nothing to do with the issues Texans care about,” Ms. Cercy said in an email. “The attorney general’s personal life is not a campaign issue, and we won’t dignify it with a response.” nytimes.com/2026/10/27/us/ke…
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Derek, idiots are fun. Can’t you see why villages want one? #txlege
My new favorite X/Twitter: “Don’t trust this poll from a firm that has an A rating and has been doing it for decades. Trust this modeling data from this anonymous acct or business that no one’s ever heard of (or knows anything about and doesn’t publish its methodology) instead.”
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“Mr. Paxton was not there. But just outside the ballroom, in the hotel bar, his campaign ads played on repeat.” … In NOLA.😂🤦🏻‍♂️ Axiom, everybody. #txlege
Texas AG Ken Paxton's wife is divorcing him, citing infidelity. But during one of the most watched races of the midterm elections, little has been reported publicly about the new woman at the center of his life. I sought to learn more about her. nytimes.com/2026/10/27/us/ke… #txlege
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hahahahahahahahaha That didn’t take much to flush out, eh? #txlege
ICYMI: Steven reports the Wyoming LLC that sent transgender mailers to Texas households has hired Chris Hilton, a former top government lawyer under Ken Paxton, to defend it. Hilton, who defended Paxton against impeachment, has a private law shop with the ex solicitor general.
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I have a headache.
you could not waterboard this information out of me
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Tried to warn ya’ll in 2024
brutal (but true?)
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VEEP was a documentary.
The audience in Montana corrects Vance when he mispronounces Helena
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Anyone who votes for someone because Johnny Manziel told them to is too stupid to live in a functional society.
News: Trump is bringing three football stars — Johnny Manziel, Colt McCoy and Danny Amendola — onto the campaign trail in Texas tomorrow The play: Turn football fans into midterm voters — especially the young men who helped Trump win in '24 axios.com/2026/10/26/trump-s…
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The Browns are the best proof this season of what makes the NFL fun. Nobody -- NOBODY -- saw this coming. Nor alone in the fashion that they've done it with FIVE game-winning drives led by Watson. Just shows what it means to make the right hire. Todd Monken: Culture. Changer.
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I think someone might not like Hegseth's lobbying for the seat...
Puck News: Pete Hegseth is trying to convince Marsha Blackburn to appoint him to her US Senate seat if she wins the governor’s race in Tennessee.
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That’s their @EastonTownCtr location, I’m pretty sure.
I just spit out my water 🤣
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It’s funny because Bo French hates Viveks; it’s the ultimate insult thrown at that racist. #txlege
Replying to @scottbraddock
Bo is the Vivek of Texas.
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The hypocrisy of Mucus on a daily basis is just evidence that the people that read his material have diminished and/or non-existent critical thinking skills, and Scorecard knows it and exploits it by posting shit like this. #txlege
Apparently Cooper’s Old Time Pit Bar-B-Que only wants to serve Talafreako vegans. The “rogue employee” is a patriot.
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Elko heard the 8-4 jokes so he decided to go 4-8. Gotta respect it
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Nothing captures the story of USC in the Big Ten better than losing 24-7 to a team whose QB threw for 58 yards
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Gotta love the true grifters, like @ScottPresler. Always pretending he’s always so busy and working non-stop, but somehow at the same time, too lazy to write boilerplate HTML correctly. How does that work? They teach HTML markup to 4th and 5th graders these days, btw. #txlege
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Isn’t nerd shit talk the best?
LMFAOOO tibo got cooked here😭
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Both. They serve different purposes.
What side are you on?
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