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London, England
Joined August 2024
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Told ya you were thick
If people think this team goes down they are genuinely thick.
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doomscrolling on twitter instead of ig and tiktok so at least i’m wasting my time intellectually
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Rejoining the EU would cost us £750m a week. Let's spend it on our priorities instead.
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Our reluctance to shoot from outside the box annoys me Jensen, Janelt, Dams, probably Ajer asw all have a great strike on them yet we chose not to due to Xg purposes
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Mon père pour se justifier de la clope, il dit que ça lui a sauver la vie en 88 parce qu’il est sorti du train fumer et que ensuite le train s’est fait percuter ya eu 56 morts
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I don’t think Nike will be impressed
⏱️ 37’ | ⚽️ ¡EL PUMAAA! ¡GOOOOOOOL! ¡GOOOOOL! 💥 🥂 Goooool de @_danisandoval7 @UDOurense2014 0-1 @Merida_AD #OurenseMérida
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University is literally working, drinking and ragebaiting upper middle class people
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I have been more tempted to go on a killing spree after playing fifa than I ever have gta
🎮🇫🇷 GTA 6 fait "l’apologie du crime", estime le journaliste Christophe Barbier. (LCI)
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75' Theo Archibald volleys it at goal, it hits both posts and falls nicely for Kirk to sweep home! (1-0) #BrentfordB
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Dick houzen will never be forgotten 😭
Brentford haven't sacked a manager since 2015 and Brighton haven't since 2019.
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But when I do it I need to “watch my gambling”
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cesc Fabregas is currently watching 3 games at the same time.
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Throwback to when the BBC commentator was fuming they delayed GTA 6 last year😭😭😭
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GTA V was released on September 17th 2013 The closest game Brentford played to that date was on the 19th A 3-1 win Vs Colchester This was the team
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It does make me laugh that their are deffo Brentford fans who watched Italy vs France just for Kayode rather than watching their own country In fairness can’t blame them but just seems wrong tbh
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No Outlook or Teams. This is the adult equivalent of a snow day
BREAKING: Hundreds of thousands of users around the world are still affected by the global outage at Microsoft, affecting its Outlook, Teams, Copilot and 365 services. Follow the latest updates 🔗 trib.al/4O4X5hZ 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Ik he’s still playing but this gives off Tarky so much man When on MNF said he likes the club and respects them, was adored by us but when he plays vs us quite happy to give it and was quick to fuck us off. Worse than Wissa by a country mile
💥Keane and Carragher absolutely DESTROY Agbonlahor for being a far bigger Villa fan in the studio than he ever was on the pitch! On today’s episode of ‘Stick to Football’ with @WeAreTheOverlap, Gary Neville brings up Carragher’s savage reply to a Gabby Agbonlahor Instagram post. Carragher said he always worries about ex-players who suddenly become way more passionate about their club as pundits than they ever were as players and it immediately sets Carra and Roy off! 😂 Keane: “Oh, dead right! Brilliant shout.” Carra: “I see these people on social media like ‘ra ra ra.’ I’m like, I watched you play! You didn’t even run!” Keane: “Oh, I love that. Good shout. Ex-players who say ‘I love the club’ and you go, ‘Well, when you played you didn’t seem to love ’em that much!’ It’s really key, when you’re playing for the club you love ’em. Afterwards be chilled out.” He then twisted the knife even harder: “People go ‘I love that club’. You used to down tools all the time or ask for transfers every two minutes. Wow!” Roy and Gabby have a quite a bit of history from Keane’s short spell as assistant manager at Villa in 2014, when Agbonlahor was still a key player. There were training-ground clashes between them at the time, and the pair have traded barbs in the media ever since, including Keane once branding certain Villa players “scumbags” for their attitude. So when Carragher opened the door, Roy was fully behind him and clearly couldn’t wait to stick the boot in! 😂
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In a generation who look up to either Messi or Ronaldo look up to Kane Not got an ego Normal family life with his childhood sweetheart Good captain always puts the team first Carried Spurs for years without complaint and tore up epl All round top man
A special moment ❤️ Harry Kane presents the Ballon d'Or trophy at Wembley Stadium 🏆 #NationsLeague
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being a sports fan is so fun until you have to watch your team play
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Incredible PR from Schade. Went missing 2nd half of last season. Had a few good games this season and is suddenly seen as our best player. Sound
You shouted. Loudly. Including you, @everton. We listened. Giving weight to both form and reputation in one list of the 50 best players in the Premier League was just too ambitious/silly/unachievable. So we’ve stripped it back, and are judging players purely on their form this season. And we’ll be back again next month. (Spoiler: there are no Manchester United players on this list.) 🔗 nyti.ms/3WxnLFK
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Lads random thought If Keith ever left the club would you take Thomas Frank back?
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46%No
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