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Gup

@Jabe_Steve

I like: cold brew, hot sauce, crosswords, good beer, the Dark Sky weather app, bad beer, sports teams that never win. Here for the scuttlebutt.

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2014
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I listened to Mets radio for 3 minutes and now I think I’m a Peerless boiler.
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Waiting for the bathroom at the hangout and I see this.
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“Jungle boogie beedlyoop beedlyoop” - Jungle Boogie
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Beyond excited to share that @figmadesign has closed a $200M Series E funding round led by Durable Capital! Morgan Stanley’s Counterpoint Global is also participating along with other new and existing investors. (1/5) bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
Software Design Startup Figma Is Now Worth $10 Billion

Software Design Startup Figma Is Now Worth $10 Billion

The company raised $200 million in a new funding round.

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I’m back in a bar, like an actual bar with people. After getting successfully drunk without them for over a year It’s occurred to me that bars are just a playground for unfortunate happenstance.
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I want to buy a band shirt, but they just don’t fit me. Turns out having a body that’s neither right for bands nor athletic sports is a fashion nightmare.
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Experiment: If I hang out alone am I quiet? Result: No I just talk to myself or my dog as if she was interested in my thoughts on how many great parking spots were open today.
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Dwyane Wade is hosting a gameshow? Dwyane Wade is hosting a gameshow.
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Turns out the Mets can lose and I can still have a good day.
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The Oscar for Best Picture goes to: that google octopus commercial.
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Mets black jerseys confirmed, old weirdos in shambles.
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I can be in the middle of a damn sentence but then that commercial comes on and it’s CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE DOUGH! #scoopthereitis
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I’m a simple mama with a big announcement
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Emma while solo-crushing a bag of Flavor Blasted Xtra Cheddar Goldfish: “I should have gotten Flavor Blasted Pizza.”
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On one hand Tyreek Hill hits his kids and wife, on the other Antonio Brown cums on people and Tom Brady loves Donald Trump. I guess we all lose. Unless the Gatorade pour is red in which case, according to my prop pool, I win.
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2001: A Space Odyssey or Donkey Kong Country 4: The Legend of Chunky’s Juul or the prequel to Ex Machina, W Machina
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I know this trade seems to creating excitement but let’s get back to what matters - the black jerseys
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Currently watching “I’m thinking of ending things”. I can’t wait to watch analysis videos on YouTube explaining why it’s good so I can tell people I liked it!
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On Christmas I convinced the in-laws that in high school I was granted a 50 dollar scatting scholarship, sponsored by my childhood neighbor’s dead son. Thing is, that story is almost entirely true.
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