Husband - Father - Blue Collar - Pro Problem Solver

United States
Joined March 2009
My wife: You need to pick up after yourself Not two pairs of my wife鈥檚 shoes cuddling in our living room:
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馃 Made with AI
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Your followers sure have humorous memes 馃槀馃槀
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Disc size matters
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Guess who got unblocked by Nikita Bier?
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sloptoberfest got extended, 4 days left. $50k+ in USDC and creation credits across 19 awards made with SlopCannon 馃挜 #sloptoberfest
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it鈥檚 a post, not a tweet
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Free merch? 馃ス
any predictions?
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Leidenfrost effect
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I鈥檓 joining the team at @X to lead Product. I am a huge believer in @SpaceX's mission to extend human consciousness to the stars, so it鈥檚 time to make shitposting multiplanetary. X is the best way to find out what鈥檚 happening in the world right now and talk about it. The team has been working tirelessly to make X a better place and product for the people who love it, and many have noticed the recent momentum. My goal is to help accelerate that momentum for our community, new users, and businesses globally by continuing to make this product beautiful and useful. We are twenty years in, but it truly feels like X鈥檚 next chapter will be our greatest. I look forward to your ideas and feedback; I鈥檓 sure the replies will be measured and magnanimous.
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Eagle 20, Fox 2
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We really should fix it @elonmusk
I have another tiny alt account which has almost no followers. Posts and replies made on that account get a lot of attention while my posts and replies get 5 views. Something is terribly, stupidly incorrect in this algorithm.
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Don't put me in a position where I have to show you how heartless I can be... you might never look at me the same.
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The Devil: Why do you keep getting up every time I knock you down? Me: Because you hit like a bitch. Now get out of my way.
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Sometimes, doing nothing faster is the answer.
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Fun fact: I鈥檝e eaten green eggs and ham. It was good.
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Relatable AF.
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