Jacob Awsum

To me, Reddit isn't as simple as a website. It's a mindset. A pompous, self absorbed mindset where you have average IQ or lower, but you think you're a super genius. This is a redditor. He may not have a reddit account, but he's still a redditor in spirit.

You think that my opinion has no value die to me having a parody account while your entire personality is Hazbin Hotel. You shouldn't talk about anything. Get that beam out of your eye before you mention the speck in others.

Your entire personality is that you're pan and you like a demon show where they think swears are the best comedy. I ain't gonna be lectured by a reddit level idiot. Please get a real personality that doesn't involve sex and swear jokes.

Yes. These people you made up in your head, and convinced yourself into accepting are reality, are the dumb ones. Here's a pregnancy chart that real pro lifers rely on. Try not to make strawmen next time, and you won't look like a retard.

Fetuses are not organs. Women do not birth their own bodies. They are not pregnant with themselves. You're a retard.

You're not intelligent whatsoever, are you? Let me teach you something. Babies require their mother's bodies in or out of the womb. I know it's difficult for you to grasp. Thinking is painful.

Do you understand how messed up that is? Telling someone they shouldn't have been born? Get bent you freak!

You know that sex makes babies, right? If you didn't want it inside you in the first place, you wouldn't have engaged in the act with a fetus as the end result

The vagina isn't a magic tunnel idiot. Do you think it's some inhuman clump of cells up until it's coming out and it magically gains the form of a baby? If so, then you're in DESPERATE NEED of this

Wario needs an eye patch

Scratch that. You hear quacking whenever someone disagrees with you.

If you think having normal values is the same as being a nazi maga trump worshiper, then you're probably gonna hear a lot of quacking.

No wonder Muslims are violent. You're not allowed to express yourself outside of a war zone or the bedroom.

Now you're just playing dumb.

Well, you're a sexist pig who wouldn't know humility if it slapped you in the back of the head, so I wouldn't expect a Karen like you to value men.

Save the surgeries for adults who know what they're doing. Don't do it to kids who are still figuring things out.

If trans people were a natural variant, humans would be able to transition like a clown fish. But we can't, and it's very unlikely that we'd be able to in the future. Would be nice tho And please stop trying to justify giving kids unneeded surgery. It makes trans people look bad

Have a pregnancy chart. You clearly need it since you don't know that it's a human.