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School of Ministry Chair and Assistant Professor of Theology at Corban University. Sports, light-hearted banter, theology - in that order.

Mobile, AL ✈️ Salem, OR
Joined November 2010
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Life Update: My role at Corban University is changing! I am moving out of the President’s Office to full time faculty, and will serve as Chair of the School of Ministry. I’m grateful for the opportunity!
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Halloween is the last vestige of a bygone era: Pro-children, community kindness, and sugary feasting.
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How can you not be romantic about baseball?
You may see an 81 year old man crying after waiting decades to see his favorite team win the World Series but I see a 15 year old kid living in the moment.
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Thrilled for @CorbanU to host @mattmillsap as our Fall Honors Lecturer. Today, he’s lecturing on Christians, film, and objectionable content. Tomorrow, he’s preaching in chapel. So fun to have friends on campus!
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Experts say you should wait 60-90 minutes after waking up before drinking coffee. But here’s the thing. No.
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I would argue that the Paul v. Jesus trope is wildly popular in pop-Christianity, actually.
Unpopular Christian opinion: It's okay to disagree with Paul.
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Jake Rainwater retweeted
This is why Nolan had to explain what Zeus law was and reiterate it 5 times in the first 20 minutes.
Just rewatched Dune and MAN, I forgot how much of a drag Chani is. Just scene after scene of pouting and scowling while Paul unites her people and heroically leads them to victory over the outworlders that have plagued them for centuries. Truly the wettest of blankets.
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Gameday availability report. Dre Kirkpatrick Jr. added and ruled out
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Just watched a video of a grown woman saying “Like so many of us I grew up watching The Price is Right with Drew Cary” and my bones turned to ash and blew away.
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The officiating crew for this Chiefs-Chargers game is SEC Officiating-bad
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Chiefs get *all* the calls!
Roughing the passer for barely touching the quarterback. This took away a #Chiefs INT.
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I’m still processing that the shop owner at the center of the Kelly Clarkson controversy wrote dragons love tacos
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This is how @scottrswain looks when the anti-mayo cartel comes after him.
On this episode of "What Christians Believe," host Derek Rishmawy and Scott Swain tackle one of the most foundational and misunderstood pieces of covenant theology: The Covenant of Redemption. ow.ly/7APf50ZWnhc
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Brother, I was at a game where Nick Saban spanked AJ McCarron harder than my father ever spanked me, what are we talking about right now?
This coach sucks. Kid made a bad mistake. But to act like this….get lost COACH
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That’s the most unreal sequence.
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Jake Rainwater retweeted
I had always suspected that the lunatic groyper accounts on here were being run by fully tenured Chinese communist Islamic jihadist professors of anthropology with Columbia PhDs posting from caves in rural Pennsylvania so it’s nice to be vindicated.
NEW: Haverford Professor Guangtian Ha has been arrested and charged with cyberstalking a Jewish colleague. Posing as a MAGA anon on X, he allegedly messaged another Haverford professor around 50 times between October 2025 and May 2026. In addition to posting vile antisemitic messages (see below), he allegedly posted his colleague’s “home address, infant child's name, a photograph of the family's mailbox, countless antisemitic slurs and threats, and reference to real-time observation of their home.” The target’s wife twice moved out of the home with their three children because they were so terrified. Ha is a member of Faculty for Justice in Palestine. He has called complaints about antisemitism on campus “Zionist witch hunts.” Originally from China, he is an associate professor of religion at Haverford who studies Islam in China. He holds a PhD in anthropology from Columbia. His dissertation is entitled, “Religion of the Father: Islam, Gender, and Politics of Ethnicity in Late Socialism.” He won the 2023 Clifford Geertz Prize in the Anthropology of Religion for his book, The Sound of Salvation: Voice, Gender, and the Sufi Mediascape in China. He is “charged with one count of cyberstalking pursuant to 18 U.S.C. § 2261A(2). The statutory maximum for cyberstalking is five years' imprisonment, three years of supervised release, a $250,000 fine, and a $100 special assessment.” Here are some of the messages he posted (brace yourself): “Jew, get the fuck out of my country” “Jew pig, get the fuck out of Lower Merion” “If jews are so special then they should also be placed in special camps and receive special treatments” “LM jews are going to have it big time, jew. Remember this. You scums have had it too easy. Goyim are taking America back, blood-guzzling demons.” “@[Victim 1] Eliminate the jewish cockroaches. Exterminate the jewish state. [Victim 1], you will have nowhere to go. Your family has no future in the US. Give it another 10 years, and you shall see a true holocaust.” “@[Victim 1] Fat jew, leave lower merion.” “@[Victim 1] Jew, watch your [Victim I's minor son's true name]. There shall be a sign.” After the victim took security precautions: “@[Victim 1] The goyim have woken up, jew. Run. Flee. Leave. Blurring your home on google map and installing a security camera next to your mailbox won't help.” “[Victim 1], the jewish state will stop existing, whether you like it or not, which is why as an Israeli zio jew you want to recreate america in 'iSrAeL's' image. This won't work. You and your family have no future here. Homeless dogs jews will once again become, if you do survive.” “That's right[Victim 1]The end of American jews is close. Let's start with the jews in Lower Merion. Watch out jewish nigga.” “[is] that blood, [Victim 1]? We know jews are blood-sucking demons. Only the libtard niggas [...] will protect you. But soon we are going to make sure you have no place to hide, fat rat.” “Nothing wrong to hate jews. We started to decline the moment we stopped hating, eradicating and expelling jews. Babylonians knew, the Romans knew, the Spaniards knew. American jews have been exposed. Fuck anti-Zionism. HH [i.e., “Heil Hitler”].” Haverford College has placed Ha on administrative leave and barred him from campus. His information has been wiped from the college’s website.
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The old NSBT covers were so bad that they circled back around to Michelangelo-level works of art. Gray covers with small, royalty-free clip art that may-or-may-not relate to the subject. 🤌
“The Old Testament makes sense now” starter pack.
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“Because refs in other situations face challenging decisions, these two refs who were clearly being unprofessional should not be punished.” Just a wild statement.
The NFLRA responds to the NFL suspensions levied on officials.
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Brother, if you can’t tell the difference between the roles of a player and a ref and why a ref cussing at a player *completely* undermines the role of a ref, then I’ve got nothing for you.
Let me be the other side, and likely minority opinion here. Do you know how many times a game a ref gets yelled or cursed at by players, coaches, sideline helpers. Constant All game Non stop. I’ve been one at youth level and hear it. One ref yells back and world ends? Come on
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Waking up at 9 on a Saturday and hearing those cowbells.
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HEARTWARMING: millennial employee overjoyed to hear childhood music again
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