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Jake

@JakeTS_

Dundee FC sufferer. Super sub @uwtbpodcast. Zero hour contract @sammonspizzeria.

 Glenrothes, Scotland
Joined July 2011
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The Managers of the Scottish Premiership let us know it’s Christmas time 🎅
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Greenock Morton (@Morton_FC) profile pictureGreenock Morton
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Full-Time: Partick Thistle 2-3 Greenock Morton GREENOCK MORTON BOING BOING
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DPC 🇫🇷 (@DensParkChoir) profile pictureDPC 🇫🇷
@DensParkChoirOct 31
Who makes the cut for a Dundee FC Halloween XI? 🎃 We'll get it rolling; Scott Dead-Fox 🦊 Marcel Boo-is 👻 Charlie 'Adams Family' 🧟‍♂️ Who else makes it into this team? Drop in your suggestions. 👇🏻
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What an absolute throbber, all for the cameras.
BunchOfAmateurs (@bunch_amateurs) profile pictureBunchOfAmateurs
@bunch_amateursOct 28
Marc White's absolute RAGE. 🤬 🗯️
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That’s one of the best saves I’ve ever seen 🥵
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He’s been up for it tonight. More like what we saw earlier in the season. Brilliant.
Dundee Football Club (@DundeeFC) profile pictureDundee Football Club
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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE BEVANNNNNNNNN!!
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Awwwwwwwwww yes that’s what we’re wanting
Dundee Football Club (@DundeeFC) profile pictureDundee Football Club
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Dundee Football Club is delighted to unveil our 2026/27 season third kit, celebrating several of our long-term connections. More and buy now: dundeefc.co.uk/news/dundee-f…
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Could be the single best tweet ever tbf
Vamos 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽 (@VamosDundee) profile pictureVamos 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽@VamosDundeeOct 25
Jim White performing Shutdown by Skepta
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Jim White performing Shutdown by Skepta
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If this is satire it’s genius but unfortunately I think it’s genuine, which is horrifying.
Michael (@Diggers71) profile pictureMichael@Diggers71Oct 17
Replying to @stewart_buick
Dundee fans singing about being up to their knees in Arab blood is in poor taste considering the horrific conditions in Palestine
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Tony Doc gutted on punditry. Delicious.
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Another point towards the title. Onward and upward.
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The handsomest cunt in football
Dundee Football Club (@DundeeFC) profile pictureDundee Football Club
@DundeeFCOct 17
JONESYYYYYYYYY!!!!
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Should’ve taken the 500k for Bevan and ran. Utter jobbies.
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So proud of the boys 🥲
Up Wi' The Bonnets Podcast (@uwtbpodcast) profile pictureUp Wi' The Bonnets Podcast@uwtbpodcastOct 17
Well, what can we say about last night? It was an absolute pleasure to have been able to talk to Julian Speroni. He made the task of hosting this event so much easier for us 😂 A massive thank you to @DundeeFC for organising this and also asking us along to play our part 💙
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I absolutely adore watching club TV highlights n hearing when the commentators are absolutely gutted when the other team scores. Glorious. Livi TV are astonishing at it.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever leave us. Ever.
BBC Sport Scotland (@BBCSportScot) profile pictureBBC Sport Scotland
@BBCSportScotOct 10
'They're an amazing group and they keep defying the odds' Dundee boss Steven Pressley after his side claimed a dramatic late win against Falkirk. #BBCFootball
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The fuckin Dee
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Dees and Huntly double things you love to see
Huntly Football Club (@huntlyfc) profile pictureHuntly Football Club@huntlyfcOct 10
Report & reaction to follow at www.​huntlyfc.​co.​uk #highlandleague
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Jake (@JakeTS_) profile pictureJake@JakeTS_Oct 10
FUCKING HOLD ON
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