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Jake

@JakeTopRope

I don't want people to think I'm funny. I want people to think I'm not funny and be wrong.

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Joined October 2013
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@TMZJan 20
William Shatner is photographed eating a bowl of cereal in his car at a stop light. tmz.me/mCMBNO4
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One could read this as a "are we the baddies?" Moment for Steven, but nah he's just still TQing
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I don’t know if Netflix, or HBO or whoever is listening, but I’m ready for a “One last job” type “sequel” with some 40 year old Animorphs. Just putting that out into the universe.
Hey @StrongBadActual Does the Limozeen 1989 Ladies, We’re Staying in Room 302 at the Ramada Tour coloring book exist anywhere anymore now that the flash link is 404’d?
If Better Call Saul is really set in 2004, how come no one is ever talking about Homestar Runner?
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Jimmy and Kim are just not in the right demo. Those A/V kids though. They should know.
Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) profile pictureKen Jennings
@KenJennings1 May 2022
If Better Call Saul is really set in 2004, how come no one is ever talking about Homestar Runner?
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Had some leftover black acrylic, so I lazer-engraved some new styles for my Switch dock. Hopefully now it has GOOD graphics! @StrongBadActual
once producers see the ratings next year's Oscars will be 2 hours of celebrity boxing
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mfers be like “joe biden” this and “joe rogan” that. bitch the only joe I’m thinkin about is JOE MAMA and I’m wondering how she raised such a big NERD
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I have a theory: People who are good at wrapping presents probably also have good handwriting. And vice versa (like me)
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Why do they even put "fatigue" as possible drug side effects or illness symptoms? Like... are some of you actually NOT fatigued? Like ever? What's that like?
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It’s a great day to stop the cycle of passing down demented narratives of a colonial cartoon potluck to the next generation.
MEANS TV (@means_tv) profile pictureMEANS TV@means_tv25 Nov 2021
Thanksgiving is a cover story for genocide
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I haven’t cared about a WWE storyline in a long time… I care about this. #SurvivorSeries #BigE #Reigns
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Howie Mandel: Thanks for being here. Me: Thanks! I'm excited! Howie: Where are you from? Me: I grew up in Ohio, but I live in Los Angeles now. Howie: And what's your talent? Me: Turning a small cut in my mouth into a giant, gaping open wound by not leaving it alone
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I google "cocktail attire" every time it's on an invitation, and every time I do I still don't trust that I'm clear on what it means...
“Cause I’m vaccinated, you dumb fuck…” *chefs kiss*
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@FilmThePoliceLA6 Oct 2021
Hollywood Blvd, Saturday, 11:22 AM: ANTI-VAXX PROTESTER: Do you see all of these homeless people around. Are they dead in the street with COVID? Hell no. Why? HOMELESS PERSON (walking by): Because I’m vaccinated you dumb fuck.
Everyone running to Twitter to check that what happened to WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook😂 #serverdown
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I… beg your pardon?
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@NutterButter1 Oct 2021
Squid Game this, Squid Game that. We want Nut Game @netflix
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Continuing the show during the commercials of the next show?! That’s some old school Nitro stuff and I’m here for it! #AEWDynamite
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