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Jake

@Jakesphoner

I did not mean to hurt your feelings. i'm never serious. No DMs please

 Iowa, USA
Joined June 2024
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If you think a group that makes up about 1% of America is going to enact Sharia law in the United States, you’re a fucking idiot.
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There you have it America...now we all lose our guns and have to get sex changes
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This is the level of stupid that we as a nation are up against in this election, and I implore everyone to vote blue in every election and every race in order to put this bat shit craziness to a stop!
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“there’s nothing like seeing a cult right up front man” i can’t stop watching this! it’s pure fucking gold! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Trump: "Now I just have to finish up, which I'll do very quickly, the war with Iran where they've gotten beaten very badly. We'll finish that up. Now that the White House is completed. But no, the White House is beautiful."
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Trump: “I could say the stupidest things and you would still clap.” Well yes Donald, when the stage behind you is strategically filled with only women who have been coached in the art of performative enthusiasm, it’s not that hard is it… 😂😂😂 Ted Cruz Good Thursday Massie
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Sen. @tedcruz in March: "I don't believe that what is happening in Iran will be front and center in November. If it extends that long, we've done something wildly wrong... The president said at the beginning this is going to be a matter of several weeks."
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33-year-old Alex Klinner died in Trump’s war back in March. But since, 7 months later, Trump still isn’t calling it a war — his widow and their three small KIDS (7-month-old twins and a 2-year-old son) are being denied basic benefits. Because those are only available to soldiers who die in WARS — not “excursions.” I don’t ever want to hear from another Republican that their party “supports our troops.” You send them off to die, then desert them when they do.
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Donald Trump: "Without tariffs, everybody would be bankrupt. Everybody. The whole country would be bankrupt." FC: False. Trump’s tariffs have made Americans materially poorer. @atrupar (2026)
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The closing argument for republicans seems to be that Arnold Palmer had a big dick.
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You go to a Trump rally and hear about Trump, Trump's enemies, and Trump's grievances. You go to an Obama rally and hear about democracy, healthcare, and the future of the country. The contrast is something else.
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Republicans are against "men in women's sports." Democrats are against dictators, Nazis, kings, pedophiles, corruption, crazy gas prices, needless wars, lawlessness, nepotism, kissing Putin's ass, looting the working class, burning books and the constitution. Choose your side.
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True. They will support their "bosses" - billionaires no matter what.
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If a CEO walked around his office commenting on the size of his secretary's ass or his assistant's junk, HR would fire him on the spot. But it's okay for the President of the United States? MAKE it MAKE SENSE, MAGA!
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