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Is that cynicism I detect? Or my lyricism I detest?

Bridlington, England
Joined February 2011
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tame impala covering seal’s “kiss from a rose”… fuck yes
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I don't know man, I need a new Batman game.
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HBO’s Harry Potter series is set to premiere on December 25, 2026 and early reports say the first episode alone runs 2 hours and 5 minutes. That’s more runtime than some entire movies, and it’s only the opening chapter of an 8-episode season adapting Philosopher’s Stone.
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6am: Healey tells BBC he will bring down benefits bill before election 8:20: Treasury dispute the story 1pm: No10 disown it saying they have never set a target 2pm: PM says cuts as soon as possible 4pm: Healey says Labour won't bring bill down this Parliament
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The perfect jumper for a big Christmas time cup draw 😉 🛒 Shop Here - buff.ly/foCyGk3
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primera canción de su primer álbum🥹
9 years ago today, an Irish band called Fontaines D.C. played to a room of 25 people in Mike The Pies 🇮🇪 Next year, they play two nights at Slane Castle 🤯 What a story…
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Uwaga uwaga, w Belgradzie Fontaines DC zagrało Demolition! w chuj ważna wiadomość
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We will host Bradford City at the Etihad in the League Cup quarter-finals 🏆
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Plane Guy
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Healey pledges to bring down the UK’s welfare bill “in a Labour way” - which based on all available evidence actually means it will go up
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I'm just glad I got out of the ground without anyone tripping me up or elbowing me in the head
Replying to @PTAlanSwann
Unpleasant 🙃
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Fleetwood Town beating Arsenal on penalties and the Captain Pugwash theme playing instantly is quite a piece of radio. Recorded from BBC Radio 5 Live tonight.
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League One side Bradford are into the EFL Cup quarter-finals! Could they repeat their heroics from 2013? 🤩
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Third time’s a charm 😅 #EFL | #CarabaoCup
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9 years ago today, an Irish band called Fontaines D.C. played to a room of 25 people in Mike The Pies 🇮🇪 Next year, they play two nights at Slane Castle 🤯 What a story…
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Cheaper Marmalade….they’ll Luv that.. what about Gherkins ? Given that any thought ?
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The best player in the world. Our 2026 #BallonDor winner: HARRY KANE! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏆
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Ian Fleming's daily schedule while writing all 14 James Bond books
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At what point does this become unsustainable? Fucking becoming ridiculous, cant afford to keep pulling money out of thin air to pay through the roof on everything. Fucking joke! UK is fucked
🚨NEW: Household energy bills are forecast to surge by 27% to an average of £2,192 a year from January, according to a new forecast by EDF, one of Britain's biggest energy suppliers
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🚨NEW: Household energy bills are forecast to surge by 27% to an average of £2,192 a year from January, according to a new forecast by EDF, one of Britain's biggest energy suppliers
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