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Stoneface Jan is the Kumkwat Haagendasz.

@JanTheMan2010

A little bit bougie, a little bit lobster roll. Fresher than a new coat of paint. Gender unambiguous since 2018. He/him. RT ≠ endorsement. 1-800-EGG-TUNA

 Here there be dragons.
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Saturday night.
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As is, its pretty bad - but here's the secret: DUNE 2000 is glorious in *black & white*. It becomes a prestige BBC television play from the 1960s.The cheap costumes & staginess then work in its favor, centering performance while amplifying the mood of Storaro's cinematography.
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Found in my dad’s desk. I should open a museum. He was so excited when I found it. Many good memories for him and my mum.
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I loved this show. The CTU ringtone was my phone ringtone for a long time (now it’s the Succession music!) And the day I met Kiefer Sutherland in real life was a day I’ll never forget. Proper fanboy moment.
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📺DEBUT: '24' premiered 25 years ago, November 6, 2001, on Fox
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“Barn Storm” 8x10 panel A sudden November snowstorm has Herb clearing a path to his barn… Part of the upcoming Smalls Show at Mad Dog Gallery opening Nov.28th MadDogGallery.ca
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Patrick Stewart (Gurney Halleck) leading the charge in the 1984 Dune with a laser gun in one hand and a pug in the other. I wonder why the pug was not adopted into the recent Dune movies? 😂
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Thandie Newton was born on this day- November 6, 1972
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Salon is shutting down. This is what they were writing. I'm surprised they lasted this long.
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Harry Foster@harry_fostersNov 5
I took this 11 shot panorama with my #drone this afternoon at 4:16pm. It looks pretty ominous, I wonder what's in the works? #clouds #OttawaRiver
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I want back the trillions saved by DOGE and the trillions saved by tariffs and the trillions saved by stealing oil from Venezuela and the billions his children stole and then... I want his tax returns for the last ten years. But first every last piece of the Epstein files! Then I have some questions to ask. – at Edgewood, KY
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Big Broccoli wants you to think that buying crowns is a good deal.
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Dear @laurenboebert Good luck on Only Fans.
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Olivia Rodrigo releases “take me home (4 christmas)” along with its music video. Starring Miranda from ‘Sex and the City’ and SNL’s Ben Marshall.
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Concept art for the Quentin Tarantino TOMB RAIDER movie.
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Cartoon
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