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How to Drag a Charcoal Pencil Across Your Eyelid Until Men Want to Fuck You: ow.ly/ysAQ50xXy7H
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When luck joins in the game, cleverness scores double. — Yiddish proverb
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Nothing tastes more bitter than the truth. — Yiddish proverb
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If you’re rich and don’t tip at least 20% I hope you never find love
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No more of this “Happy Holidays” bullshit we’re gonna say SHANA TOVA again!
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It's always a special moment when @ladygaga sits down at the piano in the #SternShow studio. Watch her powerful 2016 performance of #MillionReasons now! #SaturdaySoundtrack
Lady Gaga ‘Million Reasons’ on the Howard Stern Show (2016)
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Women have known this for years.
Replying to @washingtonpost
Male supremacy is a hatred that experts in extremism warn is becoming more common and more dangerous, providing what amounts to a new feeder network for white supremacy and neo-Nazi groups. washingtonpost.com/graphics/…
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What’s Your Favorite California Song? nyti.ms/2XDedFy
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Goodbye Bob Einstein (aka Marty Funkhouser) and thank you for this joke. "I like that guy."
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Raise your hand and hit the like Re-Tweet button if you're as excited as @bratty_nikki and I are to hang out with Holly Randall @hollyrandall today! ❤️🌞
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Hear Tim Meadows tell the story of Beastie Boys’ "Sabotage" in this excerpt from ‘Beastie Boys Book’ rol.st/2Q46Kvy
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If you think old white men are entitled, you should see a drunk Jewish girl at a 24 hour bagel store
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The @Twitter mute feature is the best, I highly advise it for a tidy timeline.
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It's the ten year anniversary of "Paris Hilton's My New BFF," an unforgettable parody of reality TV where no one seemed to be in on the joke. bit.ly/2Iz0iJZ
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Fat Christian Bale as Cheney?
Sam Rockwell as W?
Steve Carrell as Rumsfeld?
Holy shit, I’m in.
Adam, will @MargotRobbie be appearing in a bathtub again? Asking for a friend.
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It's NASA's birthday today. We'll just leave this here. wired.trib.al/wgazN4t
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This #YomKippur, I sincerely apologize to anyone I've offended on Twitter, even as I acknowledge that I'll probably offend you again because you seem to be wrong about lots of things.
























