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Anarchist. INFJ. hockey. wood working. dogs. leave me alone. lnp.

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Joined December 2021
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It is with the heaviest of hearts, we sent Harvey across the rainbow bridge today. His health declined rapidly and we had no idea. Harvey was my best friend, side kick, and confidant for almost 11 years. We’ve traveled the country together. Moved across the country.
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Replying to @Polymarket
Democrats after one good midterm be like:
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If dinosaurs aren’t birds.. how do we have chicken nuggets and Dino nuggets looking the same. Checkmate.
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jared phd retweeted
You won’t see a cleaner hit. Beauty
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I feel like such an idiot when my shoe comes untied. Like wtf.
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jared phd retweeted
If you didn’t see this on a billboard you aren’t allowed to complain about the Penguins being bad and rebuilding.
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Are the anti-Semitic, boycotting, bogeymen in the room threatening you? No, because they’re boycotting.
This ‘Boycott Ride’ in Philadelphia is the Left’s pro-Hamas, Jew-hating, BDS assholes-on-wheels. Every Democrat of conscience should condemn this sick parade of rank antisemitism. I’m glad to see the steps @PhillyMayor is taking to ensure the safety of the Jewish community.
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This is why you lost btw.
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How’d Israel fare in the US election?
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I am judging all the people I went to high school with posting their dumb selfies with their “I voted” stickers today.
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My $0.02 on the Penguins' new jersey: 1.) I - a 47-year-old with more appreciation for disposable income than when I was 17 - am not the intended audience. 2.) It's pro sports. Not pro bono sports. These are revenue. 3.) Polka dots are a miss. 4.) Blue dilutes the team's brand.
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“For Halloween”
There is literally nothing wrong with dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween.
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I’m going to be making a limited run of 8 dog bowl stands. All crafted from solid oak. Bowls will be included. I’m going to do my absolute best to have them ready to ship in time for Christmas. Three sizes available; 4cup, 7c, and 10c. Prices start at $150 + S&H
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Who says no?
TAMPA RECEIVES: Declan Carlile PITTSBURGH RECEIVES: Nikita Kucherov and Jake Guentzel
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It’s Friday! Let’s party!
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Y’all remember when Christopher Titus tried beefing with liberty twitter
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Love when your job is like “we’d like you to be more proactive and get more done, but also here are all the ways we’d like to slow you down and have more meetings” “Proactively, I’m telling you none of the meetings will help get more done.”
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Good morning beautiful people
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