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Anarchist. INFJ. hockey. wood working. dogs. leave me alone. lnp.

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Joined December 2021
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Replying to @Polymarket
Democrats after one good midterm be like:
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You won’t see a cleaner hit. Beauty
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If you didn’t see this on a billboard you aren’t allowed to complain about the Penguins being bad and rebuilding.
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This is why you lost btw.
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My $0.02 on the Penguins' new jersey: 1.) I - a 47-year-old with more appreciation for disposable income than when I was 17 - am not the intended audience. 2.) It's pro sports. Not pro bono sports. These are revenue. 3.) Polka dots are a miss. 4.) Blue dilutes the team's brand.
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Good morning beautiful people
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Replying to @Jaredreturns
Chess boards too!
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I couldnt win faceoffs
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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Anybody who tells you they have a small business but aren’t in it for the money is being at least a little dishonest. Unless it’s a tiny hobby business, of course we want to make money. Myself, I want to make enough money to quit my day job and do this full time. But most of us maintain strong principles. There are some things you just don’t do. Not everyone operates that way.
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Barack Obama and his little weasel. Look at that hand grip! haha!🤣
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THE GR8 IS IN HIS FINAL SEASON 👀 Alex Ovechkin told his teammates on Monday morning that this season will be his final in the NHL 🐐 (via @capitals)
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Igor Shesterkin is on pace for 28 goals and 56 points
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People don't seem to get it... I don't harshly criticize Donald Trump because I'm a big government progressive Democrat. I harshly criticize Donald Trump because he's a big government progressive Democrat.
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I love hockey because it teaches kids valuable life lessons, like how you if you meet someone from Detroit you should knock them out.
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🚨 #BREAKING: Federal judge rules Flock's camera network violates 4th Amendment rights, accusing the company of building an "indiscriminate mass surveillance" network.
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You are amongst greatness. I got final jeopardy correct.
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Besides the day my son was born and the day I got married, yesterday might have been the greatest day of my life.
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Replying to @WPXI
Gambling and selling alcohol is dangerous, that's why the state holds the monopoly
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