Marine - Bounty Hunter

West Coast
Joined April 2009
I love people that get offended on Twitter. They sort of make it all worth it.
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Trans women are not women. They are retarded Men!
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I have a 65" screen and still it can only display one Somali forehead at a time.
The one who made this wins today’s Internet! @IlhanMN
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*fucks you like I'm your Somali brother*
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Took my wife to a nude beach so she'd know how good she's got it.
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Fuck me like a Homeowners Association.
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There's nothing worse than a prison inmate turned Islam. Now you're even MORE of a piece of shit.
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I was asked to go ice skating tonight. I said no.
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Jarhead retweeted
Oops, I fucked up. Better make it worse.
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Dude make a neuralink between humans and dogs. Thanks. @elonmusk
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Treat yourself this hump day and go get fucked
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I leave an animal cracker at all my crime scenes.
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Sorry I insulted your slutbot.
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If I were an equation, I’d be unsolvable.
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I am love. I am trust. I just took a credit card out of your purse and put it into my wallet.
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My drill, your bits. Let's do this.
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The strip club has chili cheese fries tonight. I don't give a shit about the girls.
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I've learned if you're dressed like Thor, people on the street will get out of your way. Except in New York.
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Dad?
You know you’re a pussy, right?
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I’m easy to interrogate. Put me in a slightly uncomfortable chair and I’ll tell you things you weren’t even investigating.
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First day as a bat: Now I just need to find a human and turn him into Batman.
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