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I write and edit. I'm also a mathematician. I bake bread. Build stuff. I have dogs. I have a 5% joke success rate. Etc. He/Him.

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Joined March 2007
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I just wanted to update WHERE I am. I started blogging again and it feels great. Movies and stuff, but I also started a project on revisiting artists complete discographies and writing about my connection to them. I've done Sonic Youth, Gang Starr/Guru, and Nick Cave, so far.
This place is a shit show, honestly. Elon, Ye, and Trump aside, trending topics are garbage pails now. I'm gonna be on Hive as jasonrodriguez and I'm on insta as thebombbag. Mostly movies and food and dumb shit.
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Here's my most recent one, paired with a Nick Cave portrait by @lizlaribee. These are pretty long pieces, this one coming in at 7,500 words and dealing with the music but also getting into Alzheimer's, religion, and pregnancy loss. TW, on those topics. jasonrodriguez.com/blog-1/ha…
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This place is a shit show, honestly. Elon, Ye, and Trump aside, trending topics are garbage pails now. I'm gonna be on Hive as jasonrodriguez and I'm on insta as thebombbag. Mostly movies and food and dumb shit.
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Just gonna post whatever dumb shit a younger, wiser me stopped myself from posting until twitter goes away. Stuff from my drafts and what nots.
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The past tense of "print" should be "prant."
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Y'all laugh at Elon Musk too much. I'm holding my laughter until I see him lurching around stage during season 33 of Dancing With the Stars or doing a Super Bowl commercial for Nationwide Insurance.
I once dropped a phone and broke the screen a day after I bought it. This would be like if I did that 44 million times in a row.
Elon Musk told Twitter employees that the company may lose billions next year and 'bankruptcy isn’t out of the question'
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My dad seems to always be watching one TV show that sounds fake. He'll be like, "You should check out Chattanooga Fire. It's a drama about a fireman in Chattanooga who has a secret plutonium mine. It has Debra Winger and that guy from Wings, the dumb one. It's on CBS."
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We hosted an outdoor viewing of THE SIXTH SENSE and @lizlaribee and I dressed as how we'll eventually die: embarrassed to death at a Renaissance Festival.
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I've felt weird all day today and I couldn't put my finger on why. Just jitters, anxiety, nausea, etc since the moment I woke up. Then I remembered that today the hierarchy of power in the DC universe changed and it all made sense.
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Internet, I am not creative when it comes to costumes. I would like to purchase a Robin Hood costume that is bright green with a pointy hat why are all Robin Hood costumes edgelord AF my man it's bright-ass green, pointy -ass hat, feather easy my man make it I will pay for it.
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They are all this shitbrown bullshit I know he's called Robin Hood but my Internet he wore a pointy-ass bright green hat with a feather and he was a FOX.
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What is the difference between a bodega and a deli? I think a simple marker is a bodega has uncooked rice for sale and no panini press.
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I wonder what made up stat The Rock's gonna use to tell people BLACK ADAM is successful. Like, "Biggest Opening Weekend for an Anti-hero Film with an Integrated Marketing Team Sponsored by Zoa Energy."
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I'm watching ORDINARY PEOPLE with my mother-in-law. It's a very meaningful movie to her. Meanwhile...
This year for Cake Day @lizlaribee and I decided to treat ourselves and got the White Chocolate Coconut Bundt Cake from Doan's Bakery. This is the cake that Tom Cruise sends to his celebrity friends for Christmas. We'll never be on that list, but we wanted to try that cake.
Happy Cake Day, everyone! Back on September 19th, 2017, @lizlaribee and I got a calendar reminder saying, "This day sucked in 2016, so bake a cake." We don't remember what happened, but every 9/16 since we baked or bought a cake. Feel free to do the same.
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It got shipped overnight, packed on ice and wrapped in a bow. We took it to Jennie Dean Park which is a special place for us. The cake was delicious. I'm not a particular fan of coconut or white chocolate but the sum of the parts was much greater than the individual components.
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Update: I'm two days into owning a wick trimmer and tonight I got into an argument with Liz claiming that my Tobacco Barn candle smells stronger once I trimmed the wick. She met me halfway and said, "Yes, I smell a candle." Reminder: I made fun of wick trimmers originally.
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How I don't fall prey to YouTube conspiracy algorithms is beyond me, honestly.
I eavesdropped on A LOT of the conversations behind this new look (@lizlaribee is Comms Director) and the amount of care and thought that the team put into this was inspiring. Makes sense, though, since the @DreamProjectVA is such an inspiring organization.
We can't wait to introduce you to our new look! Today we are adopting a new logo, a new color scheme, and a new website. Come on by and check us out: dream-project.org
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BTW, we got our bivalent boosters (and flu shots) on Friday and then accidently took our photo in front of a bunch of lubes. That's our way of saying: get vaccinated and get busy.
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Our only side effect was malaise on Saturday OR we yawned once and used that as an excuse to lay on the couch and watch four movies (A Few Good Men, Bubba Ho-Tep, Fail-Safe, and Billy Elliot).
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I got a wick trimmer in the mail today and spent two seconds making fun of it and the last hour instructing Liz about the importance of clipping candle wicks for proper "scent throw."
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Billy has had enough of the woke liberal agenda.
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I saw HONK FOR JESUS tonight. The movie was perfectly fine but either way Sterling K. Brown and Regina Hall showed up to that production every day ready to put in the work. I got a whole new level of love for Hall, especially.
Foul of Kim K to crop Kourtney and Khloe out of her photo.
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