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Jason Rodriguez

@JayRodriguez

I write and edit. I'm also a mathematician. I bake bread. Build stuff. I have dogs. I have a 5% joke success rate. Etc. He/Him.

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Joined March 2007
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Liz Laribee@lizlaribee7 Nov 2022
Hotels: Hope you had fun! AirBnbs: Before you go, pile sheets in the corner. Shut off the lights. Make sure all mugs are facing the same direction in the cupboard. Hold a freshly killed goose up to the naked moon for an hour. Reconcile with your father. Take your trash with you.
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Liz Laribee@lizlaribee23 Aug 2022
Tired: Let’s go to bed. Wired: Let our bodies hit the floor.
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Лаура 🦠@ecto_fun16 Jun 2022
happy 30th anniversary to Batman Returns and the time this kid absolutely roasted it
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Liz Laribee@lizlaribee19 May 2022
He won’t.
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It's 11:30 PM and I'm looking up Instagram accounts of cereal brands and yelling about how Lucky Charms has more followers than Frosted Flakes and my wife is trying to sleep and begging me to, "Stop shouting." I won't.
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RIP to these beautiful takes gawker.com/celebrity/oscars-…
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#DIAVOLO@saintdiavolo28 Mar 2022
To those sayin “Will Smith hitting Chris Rock is funny” i Ask u this … replace Will with the word Airplanes and Chris with the Twin towers … not laughing now are u
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Manlet Thorin
@ManletThorin28 Mar 2022
“Can you believe this guy, Will? You should cause a scene on live television.”
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Jaythechou
@jaythechou28 Mar 2022
I Photoshop @paddingtonbear into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 384
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Desus MF Nice💯
@desusnice28 Mar 2022
some of y'all reporting will smith on the citizen app
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Seth Pollack@sethmpk28 Mar 2022
NY Post: CHRIS ROCKED Daily News: Everybody Hates Chris NY Times: Has Chris Rock Been the Latest Victim of Cancel Culture?
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Ben Rosen@ben_rosen28 Mar 2022
if the flash re-enters the speed force he can go back and save chris rock
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McSweeney's@mcsweeneys2 Mar 2022
"Gerf surveyed his spare room. His soldier’s kit lay against the wall, next to the dœr: a covering for the wall’s dœr-hole, made of about ten wooden slabs bound with metal bands. Such objects were common, and not just a king’s luxury." mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-e…
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2022 baby
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David Hering@hering_david21 Feb 2022
I found it, guys - the best book cover
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Liz Laribee@lizlaribee11 Feb 2022
When I hide the dog’s pills in a lil cheese
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Ken Lowery@kenlowery9 Feb 2022
Granddad, I pierced the veil of life after death for just one evening. For a few blissful hours you may eat, drink, and converse once more. There is one small catch
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Liz Laribee@lizlaribee18 Jan 2022
My phone game has some real 2022 energy
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Kali@Kali_de_Armas5 Jan 2022
In the 70s, Marvel let a Mexican publisher put out original Spider-Man comics, and the first thing artist José Luis González Durán did was give Gwen Stacy a ridiculously fat ass. It's amazing what we can accomplish when we, as nations, work together.
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Liz Laribee@lizlaribee15 Dec 2021
Rest in peace, bell hooks
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