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Justin Marshall retweeted
Harvard kids singing Radiohead’s “Creep.”
This could have gone very wrong.
Then the lead singer opens his mouth.
The Harvard Veritones have won at the International Championship of Collegiate A Cappella — the real-world competition that inspired Pitch Perfect.
Turn the sound on for this one.
Justin Marshall retweeted
IBM, 1979. We’re regressing at a rapid pace.
#BREAKING: Pentagon blames flawed intel and AI for strike that killed at least 123 Iranian children.
Justin Marshall retweeted
Gonna have this certified banger in my head for the next ~50 days 🎵🔊
🤖 Made with AI
Justin Marshall retweeted
These project 2025 MF’s are gonna kill us. Science is not political. Evidence-based research. Peer-reviewed studies. These are not negotiable. What the hell is “conservative-based research”?
Justin Marshall retweeted
I love how big food manufacturers finally got the deregulation they wanted and they couldn’t even play it cool.
Just an immediate “oh yeah we will totally contaminate your food with shit, glass, and disease if unmonitored. ☺️”
Justin Marshall retweeted
Jeffries announced his opposition 72 hours after Yale released a study showing the proposal would save $1 trillion and 114,000 lives every year.
NBC News: Hakeem Jeffries says he doesn’t support Medicare For All
In an exclusive interview with Meet the Press, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) indicated that he does not currently support Medicare For All legislation after co-sponsoring similar bills from 2013-2021.
nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/v…
Justin Marshall retweeted
oh my god I just realized it’s called the odyssey because odd things happen at sea and he’s like… y?
Justin Marshall retweeted
🫡 The BBC's World Cup 2026 montage is utterly sensational. teapaw.org/alexewing_/status/2078…