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Janmichael Conde

@JcondeMan

All he wanted was some mu shu. Comedian. Follow my insta for laughs 🤙🏽❤️

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Joined July 2011
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Jas🏈@ItsJas1999Nov 6
Why are all the black QBs getting injured this year? Lamar Jackson DeShaun Watson Jalen Hurts Jayden Daniels Jaxson Dart Kyler Murray Caleb Williams * in descending order, by blackness.
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Justin
@JustinHornNov 8
Noted, never fuck with a professional comedian. ☠️
Matt Rife (@mattrife) profile pictureMatt Rife
@mattrifeNov 8
Replying to @TMZ
Years of work and somehow the truth is what she can’t swallow 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Thomas (@ThomasMightSnap) profile picture
Thomas
@ThomasMightSnapNov 6
Wait Drake just like me??
Hip-Hop Outlet (@HipHop0utlet) profile pictureHip-Hop Outlet
@HipHop0utletNov 5
Pornstar Lena The Plug exposes DMs she’s had with Drake via IG. 👀
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🫵🏿 (@swishnomiss) profile picture
🫵🏿@swishnomissNov 6
You’re irritated because you’re a bird
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COOLEE BRAVO@ItalianFiestaNov 5
Women standin like wide receivers pre-snap to show they ass never not gonn be funny
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Dray
@drayknowballNov 5
AJ Brown you ruined my life. You do this bitching all last season how you hate Philly and shit. Get traded to your old coach. Got everyone hyped that you and Maye gonna be a top duo in the league. Then get injured in the first fucking quarter of opening night. Early reports was that you would be out 6-8 week, BUT you reportedly recovered well and came back after just 4 games. JUST TO FUCKING DROP 20 PASSES FIRST GAME BACK. 2ND GAME BACK YOU ARE JUST RUNNING AROUND WITH YOU DICK IN YOUR HAND. Now you are injured again and no real updates… 19.1 total fantasy points this season Fuck. You. AJ. Brown.
Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL) profile pictureUnderdog NFL
@UnderdogNFLNov 5
AJ Brown (ankle, knee) doesn't practice again Thursday.
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Francis
@ghostof_francisNov 5
a nigga who’s highly aware ends up in isolation and solitude
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Thrilla the Gorilla (@ThrillaRilla369) profile picture
Thrilla the Gorilla
@ThrillaRilla369Nov 4
Both parties have had full control of the government multiple times in 30 years. Healthcare is still broken. Housing is still unaffordable. Wages are still stagnant. At some point, the argument that one side is the solution stops being believable.
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You guys are yelling at people like this to go vote as well lol maybe not everyone right?
preye🤎 (@tessysmitha) profile picturepreye🤎
@tessysmithaNov 5
Watch the video closely and you'll notice how she comes back towards the window after she had already passed it because he was too slow. He then takes a step back, uses his shoulder to push the window open, and she falls. It is premeditated imo .
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Yuki@SmallBrokenSunNov 4
Genuinely do not give less of a fuck about politics. Both sides are ass. Your side won? Cool. See you in 4 years after they failed to deliver or improve anything. Everyone so full of hate of the other to realize that neither side is good and nothing ever gets better.
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The Long Investor
@TheLongInvestNov 4
Democrats you have one job right now Don’t be woke gay retards this time.
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Islesfan777
@islesfan777Nov 2
I’m sure there’s an explanation but this clip alone pours lots of gas on the fire that the NFL is rigged more than we know with gambling legal now ! I have no idea what’s true but this is hard to explain !
BT (@4O6Timms) profile pictureBT@4O6TimmsNov 2
What the actual fxck was this? I’ll never be ok with this.
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Chief
@chiefflipsNov 3
this nigga gambling
Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) profile pictureLegion Hoops
@LegionHoopsNov 3
Rudy Gobert…. Um. (h/t @BrickCenter_)
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“The NFC East is an embarrassment. The Giants are in first place.” Average NFC South subplot…
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterNov 1
Buccaneers beat Atlanta 16-0 without completing a pass. They are the first NFL team since the 1974 Buffalo Bills to win a game without completing a pass.
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dustin
@DJ_DoesSportsNov 1
they were all in our replies saying “congrats you beat the cardinals”
jaycee (@jayceepxrez) profile picturejaycee
@jayceepxrezNov 1
Beating the Cardinals isn’t for everybody @dallascowboys
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Zherka
@ZherkaOfficialNov 1
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Every man myself included does this once. And will never do it again.
Temidayo💝 (@rae_chloe133) profile pictureTemidayo💝
@rae_chloe133Oct 28
why can't all men be like this
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$AM$ON👑🐐 (@Samsonthegoat25) profile picture
$AM$ON👑🐐
@Samsonthegoat25Oct 31
the king of pop himself, p. diddy, looking fresh and clean in a recent prison photo.
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Ezinye Zazo 🤙🏽 (@uLuyanda_Gama) profile picture
Ezinye Zazo 🤙🏽@uLuyanda_GamaOct 31
On someone else’s girlfriend
🧚‍♀️Ctrl A✯ (@acegirlszn) profile picture🧚‍♀️Ctrl A✯@acegirlsznOct 30
The genre of miniskirts that give a little sneak peek of the cheeks from underneath>>>😭🤌🏽
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Matty Chucks
@MattyChucksOct 31
Nah slapping your own ass is crazy 😂
BronMuse (@BronMuse) profile pictureBronMuse
@BronMuseOct 31
LEBRON JAMES WITH ANOTHER DEEP THREE OMFGG HE'S SIZZLING TONIGHT 🔥🔥🔥
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