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lovable scamp. deeply unserious. your favorite tweeter’s favorite tweeter. views expressed are my own. gaming: @mrsouloq

Earth C-137
Joined December 2009
First in my bloodline to see those words together
Claressa Shields says she would be a “Christian porn star” if she wasn’t a professional boxer 🥊
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ZENDAYA CHANNELS HALLE BERRY FOR HALLOWEEN
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Thomas retweeted
GAME 7 GAME DAY IS HERE 🍿🏆 Angel Reese and the Dream. Gabby Williams and the Valkyries. A WNBA CHAMPION will be crowned. Don’t miss this WINNER-TAKE-ALL GAME 7 of the WNBA Finals TONIGHT at 8pm/et on USA Network and Peacock!
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That tweet going to go crazy on facebook next week 🤣
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Wizards tanked for like 3 years straight and were ass before that but somehow theres an immediate expectation for an engaged fanbase. Thats not how that works 🤣
The Vault seats 2 mins into the 2nd half 🤮
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Thomas retweeted
This bitch ass foo Myron got owned by the emo kids haha
🚨 Myron Gaines was streaming at Penn State University, got frightened by some college kids and suffered an emotional meltdown He then bragged to his stream about how much of a badass he was.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Replying to @EmiriahMarie
Me watching this shit go viral
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Luka Doncic trying to guard Steph Curry
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Glad thats not my team no more. How embarassing 🤣
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OH NO... Curry dropped Luka
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Thomas retweeted
MAN I MISS MY UNCLE CHARLES YALL
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The Washington Wizards have reached three wins before December for the first time since Nov. 27, 2023.
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NBA Cup DUB ‼️ #ForTheDistrict | @Ticketmaster
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Had her in the bag lmao
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Loud ovation as AJ Dybantsa is introduced to Wizards fans before his home debut
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Thomas retweeted
Omg stop texting me to vote
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Replying to @ThomasMightSnap
It ain't even a serious amount of body hair fr, real niggas know ts ain't deep
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Thomas retweeted
ps5 turning off by itself 3 weeks before gta 6
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Would any commission actually approve this? 🤔
ATTENTION RED 🚨 FLOYD MAYWEATHER You called me and wanted this fight and I agree this is a big fight. But I am fighting FEB6th regardless so unless you actually make this happen then this fight is gone You can go fight whoever but this is for a championship. I will TAKE you 0 with pleasure Final warning no more games let’s make it happen.
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Nutted in you on the first time that I met you, and I did it on purpose cause I want you forever !
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I wonder how much of a fight Trump will put up when his term is over. Last time it was an insurrection, this time civil war? 🤔
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