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Clinically Insane | ( ( G T S M ) ) | The Proud One Died and Became Demon

 Austin, TX
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Joined December 2016
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pinkie@pinkamaniaaNov 6
when oomf who hates everything announces they hate a new thing and it's like yeah we know
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@mvn_dnNov 6
ngl this got me choked up
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wait since woke is back yall got to stop w the r slur
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coughing baby φ@lexonuitNov 4
Il l’a vraiment battu de 7 points je suis mort
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Wilman@WilmanOO7Nov 4
BYE BYE @GregAbbott_TX
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My energy for the next 24 hours:
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moneyfolder: round 5@MoneyFolder5Nov 4
I'm buying eight white slaves tomorrow welcome to the new america nigga
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Conor Rogers
@conorjrogersNov 4
Austin Texas sounds like an Eastern European city that just overthrew a dictator
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Deacon Blues, MBA 🌵@JotaroPujoNov 4
We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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Micaela
@MicaDeJotaNov 2
Menú de hoy:perro caliente🌭
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isai@artifact500Nov 2
Austin, TX
araña (@xanathgum) profile picturearaña@xanathgumNov 2
welcome to my asian-mexican fusion restaurant where we only serve kimchi carne asada fries and birria ramen and every dish is like $25 no drink included btw
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swinky@swinkyingNov 3
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Pearl 🍉@pearl_ow3Oct 29
dudes be ugly as fuck talking about “get on deadlock”
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Comms are open, 5 Slots! DM me here or on Discord: mr.hoodie venmo info in top right
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OmegaPro 🍉
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I finally finished Bleach TYBW and it brings tears to my eyes to see Bleach have such a triumphant and beautiful send off. From the days of being in the trenches when everyone was slandering, to highly regarded and praised. Bleach has always been important to me and has always been one of my favorite anime and I couldn’t be happier with how TYBW was done. From the first episode, I knew we were watching something special. One of the most important anime ever made finally got the ending it deserved 🥲
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jen@penandjenOct 26
i hate how much my coworker cares about our job holy shit dude relax
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Daro #ThankYouKubo@darokai_Oct 26
I’ll kill a nigga bout Bleach
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Nintendo Adults getting mad at Crash Team Racing because they can't play it like Mario Kart is my new favorite sub-genre.
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