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Just don't try to steal my +5 Vorpal Butter Knife.

Dearest Halloween-lovers and assorted freaks, Why not join us this October for The Halloween Vendor & Oddities Market II at Blackthorne Resort in New York State's beautiful Catskills? Other than the fact that it would make you a villain, obvs. (Event photos: John Cristou)

I know you like the lighter cuts of regret, and I prefer the darker ones, and so, betwixt us, we’ll clean the platter.

when the great Monsters come out of the sea, will they eat you, or will they eat me?

I wrote this at the very beginning of 2019. It seems far more pertinent today than ever before.

Oh, it has a finite number of words, a finite number of characters, it can be read, or sung in a finite amount of time, but you will find that this is the song that never ends, not as long as you cling to it, not as long as you permit and force it to be a part of your life.

As anyone who's read "Snow Crash" can tell you, the past week has basically been about deciding which billionaire will possess the nam-shub of Enki.

There is no monster in the closet.

For my own personal, nefarious reasons, my book "Villains, Villainy & Villainpunk" is FREE for the next 24 hours. amazon.com/dp/B083J1WLQ1 Please DO NOT RETWEET THIS. I don't even want to think about what incurable damage you'd be doing to your soul.

"Mach’s styling is a fun blend of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams and a healthy dose of Monty Python. Each recipe includes a clever introduction directed at the evil mastermind within each of us." -Alex Grey

I think everyone is entitled to celebrate Pride however they choose, and that includes people who want to buy things by queer creators. Speaking for myself: I'm queer, but don't buy my books for that reason. Buy my books out of a genuine, heartfelt fear of my Zombie army.

You are rebuilding. You castle is smaller, true, but built on a much firmer foundation without sitting on clouds of illusion. And, one must admit, seeing the discomfiture of one's enemies certainly is eminently satisfying. ~The Other Dark Lord

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