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Jen Pascoe

@JenPascoe

Cheese lover and proud member of the grammar police. All views are my own.

Joined October 2009
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“Now show Eddie Jones again” #WALvAUS #WAL
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British people currently preparing themselves to not believe how dark it is later.
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Always thought there was a time and a place for bagpipes. But by god that was the time and the place. Incredible.
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British woman Liz Trussell, who tweets as @LizTruss, has been spending the morning replying to world leaders and it's possibly the best thing in the history of the internet.
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No reply eh? Interesting... @McDonaldsUK
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Hi @McDonaldsUK. One whole month ago you little scamps snuck me a normal quarter pounder in a double quarter pounder box. I’ve been in contact with your CS team but had no resolution. Can you help? #McBandits
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Would give my left arm to be lugging my case between the hotel and the terminal at Heathrow right now. 😭
Can confirm 2/2 is very disappointing 😂👀
Clare Balding 💙 (@clarebalding) profile pictureClare Balding 💙@clarebalding27 Mar 2020
1/2 An email from our neighbour Clive at 7.45pm: ‘what is the strange noise coming through the wall? Have you got a new machine that makes a humming noise? Are you OK? We’re worried about you’.
Two-word love stories: Cancelled plans Apple crumble Half day Chocolate orange Empty carriage Staying in Free bar Golden retriever Jacket potato Beer garden New socks Early night Cheese board Bank holiday Pancake day Lie in Home time Ice lolly Large chips Water slide Hot tea
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Croatian customer: so, why is no one in the UK a fan of Boris as PM? Me: hold my wine. #1 Boris clip of all time incoming...gets better every time. youtu.be/IBt8AoLBCoo
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I guess we will just never solve the mystery of who stole the cookie...🤷‍♂️ teapaw.org/JesusChrysler15/status…
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