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Cheese lover and proud member of the grammar police. All views are my own.

Joined October 2009
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“Now show Eddie Jones again” #WALvAUS #WAL
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British people currently preparing themselves to not believe how dark it is later.
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Always thought there was a time and a place for bagpipes. But by god that was the time and the place. Incredible.
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British woman Liz Trussell, who tweets as @LizTruss, has been spending the morning replying to world leaders and it's possibly the best thing in the history of the internet.
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Two-word love stories: Cancelled plans Apple crumble Half day Chocolate orange Empty carriage Staying in Free bar Golden retriever Jacket potato Beer garden New socks Early night Cheese board Bank holiday Pancake day Lie in Home time Ice lolly Large chips Water slide Hot tea
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I guess we will just never solve the mystery of who stole the cookie...🤷‍♂️ teapaw.org/JesusChrysler15/status…
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Jen Pascoe retweeted
To them absolute psychopaths that said they can’t wait for winter when it was sunny, really hot and we was all having fun in pub gardens, well here it is. It’s cold and horrible, I hope your happy. Weirdos.
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When you get a fake tan update from @JenPascoe and she describes herself as Diana Ross.... cannot wait for tomorrow 🤦🏻‍♀️ – at Wales, United Kingdom
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Don't forget to vote for us you lovely lot! #FreebieFriday winner announced Monday bit.ly/2jv9WER 🍀 teapaw.org/SmoothSkinIPL/status/9…
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We all knew before this that he liked firing people
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Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides? So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
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We are loving @BNTMUK so far! The girls are slaying it! Who saw a sneak peek of the new summer collection? #bntm #smoothskin #hairremoval
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I'm crying the House fell off the stage 😂 🏠 #BRITs2017 #KatyPerryBRITS
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I'm totally against the selfie-stick but every now and then an exception comes along.
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Yesterday: "Looking forward to a lie-in tomorrow!" Today: Wide awake by 6am
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This time last year, 1 of the greatest days of rugby EVER & 1 hell of a trip Today....sofa & championship decided😏🔫
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Improve your Saturday tenfold with footage of a baby polar bear growing up snpy.tv/1PrpAVU
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There's a cricketer called De Kock and people are making terrible jokes i100.io/e7YpjyC
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How to exit the wrong shop: Walk about for 5 mins Check a price tag Furrow brow and say "hmm" Check watch Thank nobody in particular Leave
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