trees. books. dogs. outside stuff. I think about grief a lot more than most things. brother. Son. Friend.
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Alabama Wildman retweeted
had a new staff open the gates this morning and he thought it was normal that all the dinosaurs were there at the gates to “greet him” and that they must do that every morning with staff as like a team huddle and not that they’d just escaped their enclosures last night
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The problem is not just that Trump thinks himself to be a Messiah, it’s that too many Christians want their Messiah to be more like Trump.
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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
Alabama Wildman retweeted
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
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"Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves."
- Carl Jung – at Holland, MI
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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if you’re concerned about being eaten at the park please consult the new “guest death count forecast” for your planned trip dates available now on the Jurassic park app ™️
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People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
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Comedians and jazz musicians are more comforting to me than preachers or politicians or philosophers or poets or painters or novelists.
