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Skier, Writer, Mainer, Conservative, Patriot 🇺🇸 1A, 2A 🇺🇸 🚫DMs

Kingfield, Maine
Joined May 2009
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It is rather impressive and the messaging on Dunlap was on point. 🇺🇸
Democrats: Paul LePage’s win wasn’t a mandate! We’ll get him in 28! Reality: yes, it was. He is the only man left standing after a blue tsunami and the only flip in the country that didn’t come from redistricting. This was your moment. You failed. He didn’t barely win in an R+5 year. He won in the most hostile climate we’ve seen in many cycles.
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Squirrel Murphy retweeted
Thank You @SenSusanCollins for a historic career. Your class, grace, and willingness to stand for your beliefs, against both tides, was refreshing and fitting of a U.S. Senator. Here's to a wonderful post political life. You will be missed! 🇺🇸❤️
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What the actual f@@k is wrong with this woman? I thought people were kidding, but nope, she’s a drunk. lol
Ohio is in good hands.🤦‍♀️
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Wow. Spot on.
Every GOP strategist, consultant, and candidate should be forced to participate in a role-playing exercise this morning. Your name is Bob. You’re a 49-year-old blue-collar worker in Ohio. You’ve always struggled to make ends meet. The good jobs were all shipped to China and the few remaining pay a pittance wage, undercut by endless illegal labor. You’re a 3x Trump voter because you believed he would finally make America great again. You put your son through Ohio State. He graduated cum laude in computer science. You couldn’t have been prouder. After months searching, he landed an entry-level job at Microsoft. Beneath his qualifications, but a good start for a smart kid. Then he got laid off. That same month, Microsoft applied for 150,000 more H-1B visas because it can’t find qualified Americans. Your son has spent six months back in his childhood bedroom, sending hundreds of applications without landing an interview. On TV, Trump boasts about the greatest economy in history and how many women and minorities are finding jobs. You decide a father-son steak night might cheer him up. Gas is $4.50 a gallon. Filling your truck costs over $100. At Kroger, ribeyes are $30/lb. You settle for hamburger, even though 70/30 ground beef still costs $10+. At checkout, a fat black woman is screaming at the cashier because her EBT will only cover most of the filet mignon and lobster in her cart. You think to yourself how the Iran war has made everything expensive, but at least we’re stopping their nuclear bomb. You weren’t even sure where Iran was before you googled it after we first bombed them in March. After dinner, you take your son to the county fair. Half the people aren’t speaking English. Virtually none of the crowd looks like you. You’re forced to leave early after a “teen takeover” turns violent. A foreign born judge pledges none of them will go to jail. Back home, you turn on the TV. Vivek Ramaswamy is lecturing the crowd about American mediocrity and why Ohio needs more foreign talent. Your son grows upset. You change the channel. Now a Republican surrogate, the daughter of a governor or wife of an elderly billionaire, explains that young White men are the REAL welfare queens. They’d rather play videogames in their parents’ basements than work. Your son says nothing. He just goes back to his childhood bedroom. You turn off the TV. Then your neighbor starts blasting reggaeton and cracking open Modelos. He brought his cousin’s family from Mexico to help with all the minority-business contracts his construction firm keeps winning. Tonight they’re celebrating his nephew’s birth, the family’s first birthright American citizen. You sit alone in your living room. You worked hard, paid taxes, obeyed the law, and raised your son to do everything right. You voted Republican again and again because you believed somebody in Washington would finally fight for you. Instead, your wages are stagnant. Groceries are unaffordable. Your community is unrecognizable. Your country is fighting another foreign war. And upstairs, the son you sacrificed everything for is lying awake in the bedroom he slept in at twelve, wondering what the heck he’s even supposed to do with his life now. Every time you turn on the TV, the Republicans you elected are either congratulating themselves or explaining why you and your son are the problem. For ten years, they told you America’s future depended on your vote. Now you aren’t even sure America has a future worth defending. The Republican Party needs to answer one simple question this morning: You’ve spent a decade demanding Bob’s loyalty. You’ve given him stagnant wages, unaffordable groceries, another foreign war, and a son who did everything right but can’t find work. And when they complain, you call them lazy, entitled, and racist. What possible reason have you given Bob and his son to vote Republican? Do you honestly think you deserve their vote?
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Brandon Gill should run for Texas Governor.
Brandon Gill is the FUTURE of the Republican Party
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Absolutely savage
Democrat strategist Alencia Johnson was spinning wildly on CNN, accusing President Trump of taking away the voting rights of black Americans. Scott Jennings didn’t interrupt her. Instead, he waited for her to finish. When he entered the fray, he asked the one question that unraveled her entire narrative: “How?” JOHNSON: “He is actually championing a bill that actually would take voting rights away from a lot of black people in this country, all during black history month, and then call the president the first black president and the first lady monkeys and apes in this during this month.” “So this doesn’t absolve Donald Trump of his racism. We all know exactly who he is. The reality is the conversation, and the question should be, why do people continue to support him if they don’t want us to believe they are okay with racism?” JENNINGS: “Wait, what voting rights is he taking away from black voters?” JOHNSON: “The SAVE Act! That’s exactly what we’re talking about.” JENNINGS: “How?” JOHNSON: “That is actually going to disenfranchise overwhelmingly a lot of people of color.” JENNINGS: “How? How?” JOHNSON: “There are so many civil rights organizations that have run the data. If you look at the way it is going to disenfranchise black voters—” JENNINGS: “How?” JOHNSON: “It’s the same reason Chuck Schumer called it Jim Crow 2.0.” JENNINGS: “How? You haven’t said how yet!” JOHNSON: “I am talking about it. It’s the way that you’re putting new poll taxes on us.” JENNINGS: “Poll taxes?!” JOHNSON: “If you want to say that people have to prove that they are citizens, that they have to prove with a voter ID, the reality is you’re layering what is a constitutional right for the American people and making it harder for people to vote in this country, and it’s going to disenfranchise black voters.” That’s when @ScottJenningsKY landed his knockout blow. JENNINGS: “Does it concern you that you’re making all these claims you’ve yet to lay out how it’s hurting anyone.” “But 76% of black voters think we should show an ID to vote. 80% of hispanic voters, 83% of the American people.” “Are you saying that black voters are too dumb to know what’s good for them?” “I mean, it sounds pretty condescending to me.” W.H.G
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Squirrel Murphy retweeted
Replying to @HaleyforMI
Literally you. Thank you
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I’ll add to the chorus. People need to get out there and support our candidates and wipe the corrupt smile off that smug snaggle-toothed cousin-effer!
I can concur. Lola is a huge asset to Maine. Get out and vote. Also, Thank her if you can.
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What happened in Maine? Nothing to see here right?
This box of Maine absentee ballot return envelopes was shipped to a residential house in Maryland. The house happens to be the listed HQ for a Soros-funded electioneering non-profit. Maine's AG closed the investigation with no answers as to how it happened...
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Squirrel Murphy retweeted
This is pretty good.
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I am a proud and loyal Democrat. I served in President Clinton’s National Security Council and worked for Madeleine Albright at the State Department. I ran for Congress as a Democrat, have voted Democratic all my life, and expect to continue doing so. But I would never vote for Abdul El-Sayed. In my judgment, he does not represent the values of our party or our nation. I urge my fellow patriotic Democrats in Michigan to leave the Senate line blank or vote for Republican Mike Rogers. This is an exceptional case, and I do not make this recommendation lightly. We can support Democratic majorities nationally while refusing to support a candidate who violates our core values. Loyalty to our party should strengthen our principles, never require us to abandon them.
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Haley Stevens’s fiancé says he is voting for Mike Rogers in the Michigan senate race because Abdul el-Sayed is an anti-Semite. El-Sayed narrowly beat Stevens in the Democrat primary a couple of months ago.
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Lifelong moderate liberal here. With Democrats nominating radicals like Abdul El-Sayed, and Democratic Party leaders cheering him on, I think this is the year where it makes sense for all common-sense, moderate, reasonable Democrats like myself to vote straight ticket GOP
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Abdul El Sayed explodes and just hijacks the interview. He’s just a very small man. In every way.
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Troy Jackson’s out of state consultants invented a new town in Maine. 😂😂😂 There is no Norwich!
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You can trust a man who's friends with a raping Nazi.
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Logical. May follow suit.
I’m going to drive to NH today and support their economy, where I won’t be taxed for spending money that I was already taxed for earning.
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Oregon politician Nafisa Fai just held a rally in MN, speaking Somali, with an American flag UPSIDE DOWN. Enough with the pretending already. These are not Americans.
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