Visibility. Systems. Magic. 🐸 TreeTopFrog • 🤖 Hamlet • ❤️ Magician
Scotland, United Kingdom
Joined December 2014
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Jody Greig retweeted
Scotland 🏴
One of the world’s biggest AI data centres is being proposed for construction in Fife. No one voted for this. The local community are concerned about this. A 600MW facility of this size traditionally requires millions of litres of water per day and is estimated that the site will consume the equivalent energy of 1.3 million households.
The proposed development as being larger than the neighbouring village (Auchtertool) itself. Plans reportedly include multiple buildings reaching up to 35 metres in height, along with substations, roads, security infrastructure and extensive industrial landscaping. This is not a modest technology park. It is industrial vandalism of a beautiful rural landscape on a colossal scale with horrendous impacts on wildlife habitats, landscape character and historic heritage.
A 600MW data centre would convert almost all of the electricity it consumes into heat, potentially releasing around 600MW of thermal energy—equivalent to the massive waste heat output of a large power station.
Community campaigners against the data centre monstrosity have criticised the application for lacking clear information about final energy demand, water consumption, heat generation and operational impacts.
AI companies and cloud-computing giants are among the wealthiest corporations in human history. They require ever-expanding networks of data centres to fuel machine-learning systems, automated content generation and commercial AI products. Yet ordinary residents are being asked to accept landscape degradation, infrastructure pressure and uncertainty in order to facilitate that mega tech corporation growth.
Hopefully the local communities can get the support and voice required to put enormous pressure on the government to axe this appalling scheme that no one actually voted for.
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Packed village hall meeting in the Fife village of Auchtertool to discuss the proposed massive 600MW AI data centre right next to the village and on scenic farmland - that is estimated to consume so much energy - equivalent to half of Scotland’s entire energy consumption. No environmental impact assessment has been provided by Fife Council. This must be stopped, No one voted for this.
Jody Greig retweeted
⚽️ 𝙂𝙊𝘼𝙇𝙎 𝙂𝘼𝙇𝙊𝙍𝙀
📈 The Jam Tarts are the league's top scorers with 52 goals.
Here's all 52 of them, in 152 seconds! ⏱️
Jody Greig retweeted
Small Business Owners
Is your content casting into the void? 🎣
Catchin’ heehaw?
That’s exactly what Boab did —
chuckin’ sausages into a loch and expectin’ a trout wi’ a taste for pork. 🌭
Simple truth:
🎣 Wrong bait = Nae fish.
And that’s when you end up with:
📄 Service pages that don't catch.
🎣 Ads that never hook.
📝 Blogs that never surface.
🦗 An inbox quieter than Boab’s empty creel.
If your content doesn’t match what people are actually searching for, you might as well shout “pies!” into a skip.
This free chapter from Boab's Big Book o' Marketing Myths tells it as a pub story over a pint —
search intent is the difference between empty creels… and leads on the line 🐟
“Keyword Research: You Wouldnae Fish Wi’ a Sausage!” is just one of 70+ real-world marketing myths Boab's book tackles —
website whoppers, SEO slip-ups, ad disasters, tech terrors, AI sidekicks and more.
No fluff. No jargon.
Just laminated lessons you can use to fix yer bait.
Banter on the surface.
Real marketing underneath.
👉 Link in the comments — on the house!
0.2% chance of saving that.
Craig Gordon: 'Aye, nae bother' 🧤⚽
43 years old. Off the bench.
World class 🙌♥️
Jody Greig retweeted
For the first time since 1985/86, we've won away to both Celtic and Rangers in the same season
Jody Greig retweeted
📊| Greatest Overhead Kicks Ever 🐐
(Measured contact height + Hang time)
McTominay ‘25
2.53 m • ~1.7s hang
Goal → youtu.be/M3dscBHT-kI?t=8
Slow-mo → same link @ 0:20
Ronaldo ‘18
2.38 m • ~1.5 s
Goal → youtu.be/mxQOOMX4NQM?t=12
Slow-mo → same link @ 0:30
Bale UCL Final ‘18
~2.37 m • ~1.5 s
Goal → youtu.be/QTLzlr-mJbo?t=9
Slow-mo → same link @ 0:15
Zlatan ‘12
~2.33 m • ~1.4 s
Goal + slow-mo → youtu.be/RM_5tJncHww?t=45
Highest contact ever recorded
Longest measured hang time ever
Most insane biomechanics (fully horizontal + 1.7 s airborne)
Scott McTominay is currently No.1 all-time.
That’s the hill.
Jody Greig retweeted
We. Are. There.
#FIFAWorldCup | @FIFAWorldCup
Keir’s talkin’ aboot rummagin’ for a ’leccy bill.
Boab’s still tryin’ tae pay his.
Boab’s got a few things tae say about Digital ID and that shiny new ‘Brit Card’.
🎥 Pull up a stool and hear the rant — straight fae the Tavern.
It’s frustrating having to rummage around in a drawer, looking for an old electricity bill just to open a new bank account.
Digital ID will make our lives easier.
ALT Prime Minister Keir Starmer meets staff and customers at Barclays Bank as he sets out his vision for digital identification.
ALT Prime Minister Keir Starmer meets staff and customers at Barclays Bank as he sets out his vision for digital identification.
ALT Prime Minister Keir Starmer meets staff and customers at Barclays Bank as he sets out his vision for digital identification.
ALT Prime Minister Keir Starmer meets staff and customers at Barclays Bank as he sets out his vision for digital identification.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Banks in the UK are legally required under AML and KYC rules to verify your identity and address. A utility bill must be recent, usually less than 3 months old. An old electricity bill would not be accepted by any major bank.
gov.uk/government/pub…
Big Davie merch’s on the way — aprons, mugs, and maybe a signed & stained laminated recipe card 🌶️
🎱 Meet Big Davie
Chef. Darts Semi-Finalist. Pool Champ & Enforcer. Occasional Safety Hazard.
Apron long past retirement, cayenne-stained hands, and a stare that’s grilled as many folk as steaks.
Known For
🎱 Screamin’ “IT’S NO BURNT, IT’S CHARRED!”
🎱 Abandonin’ the kitchen mid-rush tae win a pool game
🎱 Once attemptin’ a whisky flambé wi’ a Zippo and nae regrets
Catchphrase: “Could’ve gone pro.”
⚡️ Coming soon: fire, flavour, and management advice ye definitely shouldn’t try at home.
“Now I’ll be honest — I thought CRM was a type of fake tan and SEO was a boy band. But after hearin’ TreeTopFrog roast Boab for six months straight, even I’ve picked up a few things.”
– Sandra, Karaoke Assassin & Accidental Marketing Expert 🎤
A wee extract fae the preface o’ the book — Sandra’s first swing at explainin’ digital marketing in her ain way.
🎤 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗮
Waitress. Drama Magnet. Karaoke Assassin.
Power curls, glitter eyeliner, and a gaze that could melt laminate — or yer confidence.
𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿
👉 Explodin’ on TikTok while threatenin’ a stag do wi’ a dessert spoon
👉 Sellin’ the full dessert menu wi’ just a wink and a tray
👉 Givin’ Boab a verbal skelp at least three times a day
𝗖𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗽𝗵𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗲
“Hiya sweetheart, I’ll get that in a jiffy!”
⚡️ Coming soon: the secret weapon behind every sold-out menu
🍺 Boab is raw, daft, and once proved ye cannae catch trout wi’ a sausage. 📷 Like always wi’ Boab — every disaster’s just a laminated lesson in disguise. 📷
🍺 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗕𝗼𝗮𝗯
𝗧𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲: Tavern Owner. Marketing Eejit. Unintentional Case Study.
𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸: Flat cap, suspicious stare, and the look of a man who’s just lost a fight wi’ the printer.
𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿:
👉 Believin’ laminated menus count as “strategy”
👉 Shoutin’ “I’ll dae it masel!”… then daein’ it wrong
👉 Accidentally goin’ viral fae fallin’ through the toilet door
Boab’s the main character in our new marketing adventure — Plenty chaos and lessons tae come… 🍻
🐸 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 @TreeTopFrog
Marketing Strategist. Systems Whisperer. Full Scottish-Level Thinker.
Frog suit. Or… maybe an actual frog. Even Sandra’s no’ sure.
𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿
👉 Roasting Boab wi’ love and laminated logic
👉 Droppin’ truth bombs harder than Big Davie throws darts
👉 Turnin’ marketing waffle into bite-sized brilliance
𝗖𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗽𝗵𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗲: “Even you, Boab, might learn somethin’… eventually.”
⚡️ 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝗼𝗻: smug truths, green suit, nae mercy!
🍺 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗕𝗼𝗮𝗯 (ranting about Digital ID & the ‘Brit Card’)
𝗧𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲: Tavern Owner. Marketing Eejit. Unintentional Case Study.
𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸: Flat cap, suspicious stare, and the look of a man who’s just lost a fight wi’ the printer.
𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿:
👉 Believin’ laminated menus count as “strategy”
👉 Shoutin’ “I’ll dae it masel!”… then daein’ it wrong
👉 Accidentally goin’ viral fae fallin’ through the toilet door
Boab’s the main character in our new adventure — and this rant is just the beginning. Plenty more chaos (and lessons) tae come… 🍻
🎤 Built on the belter o’ an acapella mix by @j3nko_74 — I fired this through the AI jukebox, cranked the dial tae “Gorgie Anthem” and let it rip.
Get the volume pumped, clear the floor, and fire it on the weekend playlist.... This yin’s got Tynecastle swagger ♥🎤
