TreeTopFrog

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🎱 Meet Big Davie Chef. Darts Semi-Finalist. Pool Champ & Enforcer. Occasional Safety Hazard. Apron long past retirement, cayenne-stained hands, and a stare that’s grilled as many folk as steaks. Known For 🎱 Screamin’ “IT’S NO BURNT, IT’S CHARRED!” 🎱 Abandonin’ the kitchen mid-rush tae win a pool game 🎱 Once attemptin’ a whisky flambé wi’ a Zippo and nae regrets Catchphrase: “Could’ve gone pro.” ⚡️ Coming soon: fire, flavour, and management advice ye definitely shouldn’t try at home.

🎤 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗮 Waitress. Drama Magnet. Karaoke Assassin. Power curls, glitter eyeliner, and a gaze that could melt laminate — or yer confidence. 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿 👉 Explodin’ on TikTok while threatenin’ a stag do wi’ a dessert spoon 👉 Sellin’ the full dessert menu wi’ just a wink and a tray 👉 Givin’ Boab a verbal skelp at least three times a day 𝗖𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗽𝗵𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗲 “Hiya sweetheart, I’ll get that in a jiffy!” ⚡️ Coming soon: the secret weapon behind every sold-out menu

🍺 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗕𝗼𝗮𝗯 𝗧𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲: Tavern Owner. Marketing Eejit. Unintentional Case Study. 𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸: Flat cap, suspicious stare, and the look of a man who’s just lost a fight wi’ the printer. 𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿: 👉 Believin’ laminated menus count as “strategy” 👉 Shoutin’ “I’ll dae it masel!”… then daein’ it wrong 👉 Accidentally goin’ viral fae fallin’ through the toilet door Boab’s the main character in our new marketing adventure — Plenty chaos and lessons tae come… 🍻

Rumour has it the Frog invented The Tattie Scone Strategy™, Pitch & Toss, and The Combustulator — a daft contraption that does more in 2 minutes than Boab does in 2 decades.

🍺 Boab is raw, daft, and once proved ye cannae catch trout wi’ a sausage. 📋 Like always wi’ Boab — every disaster’s just a laminated lesson in disguise. 🔜 Coming soon… stories from sausages tae search engines tae sales funnels.