Local Business Owners.
Your Great Work Deserves To Be Seen!
Every completed job has the potential to generate:
📸 Great content
⭐ More reviews
📍 Google Business Profile visibility
📱 Social media posts
Every post feeds the algorithms and improves your visibility.
That's what we call Feeding The Beast.
But for most local businesses?
The photos stay on the phone.
The next job starts.
The opportunity disappears.
That's exactly why we built Hamlet.
No blank screen.
No wondering what to write.
No Sunday-night guilt because you've posted buck all again. 😂
Hamlet makes staying visible ridiculously simple.
🎤 Send Hamlet a WhatsApp voice note
📸 Add your job photos
Hamlet turns the work you're already doing into:
📸 Branded job photos
✒️ Professional posts
🔄 Stunning Before & After posters
📣 Promotional graphics for your business
All delivered straight to your Hamlet App.
Ready to review, schedule and publish to your social channels.
Your voice. Your brand. Your style.
And that's not all. Hamlet Intelligence keeps you visible with:
📰 Industry news
💡 Expert insights
🔗 Shared articles & links
And when those happy customers leave you a 5-star review?
⭐ Hamlet turns your best reviews into branded social graphics too.
One completed job becomes another opportunity to be seen, build trust and win the next one.
The job's finished.
The opportunity isn't.
🤖 Feed The Beast. Try Hamlet FREE.
🔄 Create a FREE Before & After Poster
📣 Create a FREE Promotional Poster
No card. No catch. Just feed the Beast. 👇
Small Business Owners
Is your content casting into the void? 🎣
Catchin’ heehaw?
That’s exactly what Boab did —
chuckin’ sausages into a loch and expectin’ a trout wi’ a taste for pork. 🌭
Simple truth:
🎣 Wrong bait = Nae fish.
And that’s when you end up with:
📄 Service pages that don't catch.
🎣 Ads that never hook.
📝 Blogs that never surface.
🦗 An inbox quieter than Boab’s empty creel.
If your content doesn’t match what people are actually searching for, you might as well shout “pies!” into a skip.
This free chapter from Boab's Big Book o' Marketing Myths tells it as a pub story over a pint —
search intent is the difference between empty creels… and leads on the line 🐟
“Keyword Research: You Wouldnae Fish Wi’ a Sausage!” is just one of 70+ real-world marketing myths Boab's book tackles —
website whoppers, SEO slip-ups, ad disasters, tech terrors, AI sidekicks and more.
No fluff. No jargon.
Just laminated lessons you can use to fix yer bait.
Banter on the surface.
Real marketing underneath.
👉 Link in the comments — on the house!
🎱 Meet Big Davie
Chef. Darts Semi-Finalist. Pool Champ & Enforcer. Occasional Safety Hazard.
Apron long past retirement, cayenne-stained hands, and a stare that’s grilled as many folk as steaks.
Known For
🎱 Screamin’ “IT’S NO BURNT, IT’S CHARRED!”
🎱 Abandonin’ the kitchen mid-rush tae win a pool game
🎱 Once attemptin’ a whisky flambé wi’ a Zippo and nae regrets
Catchphrase: “Could’ve gone pro.”
⚡️ Coming soon: fire, flavour, and management advice ye definitely shouldn’t try at home.
🎤 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗦𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗮
Waitress. Drama Magnet. Karaoke Assassin.
Power curls, glitter eyeliner, and a gaze that could melt laminate — or yer confidence.
𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿
👉 Explodin’ on TikTok while threatenin’ a stag do wi’ a dessert spoon
👉 Sellin’ the full dessert menu wi’ just a wink and a tray
👉 Givin’ Boab a verbal skelp at least three times a day
𝗖𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗽𝗵𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗲
“Hiya sweetheart, I’ll get that in a jiffy!”
⚡️ Coming soon: the secret weapon behind every sold-out menu
🍺 𝗠𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗕𝗼𝗮𝗯
𝗧𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗲: Tavern Owner. Marketing Eejit. Unintentional Case Study.
𝗟𝗼𝗼𝗸: Flat cap, suspicious stare, and the look of a man who’s just lost a fight wi’ the printer.
𝗞𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗙𝗼𝗿:
👉 Believin’ laminated menus count as “strategy”
👉 Shoutin’ “I’ll dae it masel!”… then daein’ it wrong
👉 Accidentally goin’ viral fae fallin’ through the toilet door
Boab’s the main character in our new marketing adventure — Plenty chaos and lessons tae come… 🍻
GPT 4o Image Gen: Image Creation.... Insanely good! 🤯
Check out the attached graphic (GPT 4o Image Gen) that we produced for our sister company @Awesum_CRM We took the "Bits to Bobs" script and prompted GPT to create a poster in the style of, Kill Bill.
After months of development, the new Hr MARKET for @HrNETWORKNews launched this week.
Built around powerful search, the platform connects HR professionals with services, jobs, events & more.
Always a pleasure to combine design and search 🔎
youtu.be/ekE0HlTMZms
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