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John Bonini

@JohnBonini

“Were we supposed to have a quote?” — Ann Paul Veal 🥚

 New York, NY
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Joined March 2009
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"Fix You" johnbonini.substack.com/p/fi… $FIX
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Emma Scott
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"If you hate it so much, MOVE"
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sam 🍂@burritoprophetNov 6
i heard we were posting veep clips and amys rant is still my favorite thing on the show lmao. i constantly say “the fact that you are a woman means we will have no more women presidents. because we tried one. and she sucked”
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@i_am_susieNov 6
this scene from veep is perfect. when selina asks “and where exactly in ohio are you from laura” you can see the joy on laura’s daughter’s face 😭 new mexican but not mexican
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Kyle Smith
@rkylesmithNov 6
“Data centers are taking all our water” is the “immigrants are eating all our pets” of the left
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November 6, 2026 Little Island, New York City
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n x d@nxd1979Nov 6
jonah being offered the vp slot kills me every time (and no one does frustrated swearing better than peter macnicol as uncle jeff)
Enrico Pallazzo (@edgewalker81) profile pictureEnrico Pallazzo@edgewalker81Nov 5
This is the all-time best for me. Just insanely funny from start to finish
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Lior
@liorselaNov 6
Explaining to your wife why your AI hyperscalers portfolio is down 50%
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n x d@nxd1979Nov 6
i also love roger furlong's kooky wife who considers "crud" a swear word
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my favorite veep clips all involve congressman furlong
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Frank@kentfluxNov 6
Jonah is a once in a lifetime characters and there's not a single person who could have played him besides Timothy Simons
Enrico Pallazzo (@edgewalker81) profile pictureEnrico Pallazzo@edgewalker81Nov 5
This is the all-time best for me. Just insanely funny from start to finish
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logan 🫀@louicentssNov 5
johan is the gift that keeps on giving in this show. he’s lunacy is so funny
logan 🫀 (@louicentss) profile picturelogan 🫀@louicentssNov 5
one of my all time favorite veep clips
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logan 🫀 (@louicentss) profile picturelogan 🫀@louicentssNov 5
one of my all time favorite veep clips
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Enrico Pallazzo@edgewalker81Nov 5
This is the all-time best for me. Just insanely funny from start to finish
selina meyer’s wife (@selinameyersgf) profile pictureselina meyer’s wife
@selinameyersgfNov 5
this will always go down as one of my favorite veep scenes of all time i know i post it all of the time but JLD’s delivery here is SO deliciously evil it’s incredible
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You can tell she really fucking hates republicans, which is more important to me than any single policy position she could’ve taken
Dr. Annie Andrews (@AnnieAndrewsMD) profile pictureDr. Annie Andrews
@AnnieAndrewsMD26 Apr 2024
“We’re Republican Women Politicians”
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PepeYanks@Pepe_YanksNov 5
Stripes do not concern themselves with the opinions of stars
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@USA_PollingNov 5
Welcome back Thirteen Colonies
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Today in 1994, 45-year-old George Foreman knocks out Michael Moorer to regain the world heavyweight title over 20 years after losing it to Muhammad Ali. My single most joyous moment as a sports fan. I jumped off the couch and knocked over my coffee table.
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bec@benepla_Nov 4
Anderson Cooper locking in when he heard Mariah Carey’s name 😭
Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) profile pictureKaitlan Collins
@kaitlancollinsNov 4
First Mariah Carey reference of the evening. Hopefully not the last.
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YES
Rachel Amber Bloom (@dramadork884) profile pictureRachel Amber Bloom@dramadork884Nov 4
Fuck it let’s rewatch The West Wing!!!
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Pablo Torre 👀
@PabloTorreNov 4
Tonight, the couch fucks you
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Clay Dumas
@claydumasNov 4
Wow that was fast
🤖 Made with AI
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bailey@Baileymoon15Nov 4
they should let them drink like they let anderson cooper and andy cohen do on new years eve
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