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Jonny

@JonnieSwitch

lose yourself to dance.

Joined December 2012
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Until we get confirmation Jira is safe from the PHP vulnerability, I don’t think anyone should be opening tickets or assigning me work.
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The Ick@endlisteOct 18
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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@soigomaaOct 8
As per my last engravement
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@TheveripostOct 8
Imagine how annoyed you have to be to engrave a rock with a complaint 3,766 years ago
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Man City’s entire defence and foreseeable future relies on this legal principle
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Manchester city fans returning back to their various clubs 😂😂
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@the_P_GodSep 22
Me and bro looking down the bar at our creamy pints of Guinness being poured
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Now, this is a volley ☄️ 8️⃣ years since @JMcGinn7 did *this* at Villa Park 😮‍💨
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suz@suzwhoeverSep 16
shoulda known Ed Sheeran was evil when I learned his wife worked at Deloitte. Imagine having an insanely rich husband and choosing to go to work at Deloitte every day
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#avfc
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if Pharrell released “Happy” today we would have whooped his ass
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"#itauma you are up on points, may I suggest a jab?"
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#avfc
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We, as a species, should be putting our greatest minds behind this effort as soon as possible
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@Breaking911Aug 7
A 162-year-old bottle of Guinness has been recovered from a shipwreck, with scientists hoping DNA preserved inside the beer could help recreate the original 1864 recipe.
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Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling
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•How the payments were made•
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@SkySportsNewsJul 31
BREAKING: Chelsea have been handed a £10m fine by the FA and a suspended two-window transfer ban🚨 It relates to secret payments to agents when Roman Abramovich was owner.
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Bailey when he gets out of his agent’s car. #AVFC
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This arsenal fan meltdown ought to be good 🍿
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luke@louornsJul 12
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@AdamFulwell_Jul 11
When i see someone on the rowing machine at the gym 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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JUST IN: Trump says Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb.
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