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So @AndyHolloway let me get this straight, Ice Cream is NOT one of the Best Frozen FOODS, but Ice Cream on a stick is one of the best FOODS on a stick?!?!
Shenanigans!!!
This is the same bullshite that corporate companies peddle you when they say, “we’re a family here.”
Nah dawg, they don’t give an F about you if you’re not inflating their bottom line. The president loves you cause he’s lining his pockets with the money he’s grifting from you
Trump’s Dad must have called him “Low IQ” a lot!
Like, A LOT a lot!
Trump’s never been one trying to make Daddy proud, he’s trying to get revenge for constantly being told he’d never amount to anything.
This is was generational trauma has wrought
Trump: "Never allow the Traitor Democrats like Low IQ person Hakeem Jeffries, or Cryin’ Chuck Schumer, or the totally corrupt Fake News Media such as the phony and decaying Wall Street Journal, the Failing New York Times (Subscriptions way down!), or dying '60 Minutes,' to demean or criticize Operation Midnight Hammer, which totally obliterated the Nuclear Dust locations to the point where bloodthirsty Iran has been unable to get to it, or dig it out. Space Force has cameras on every inch of the 3 sites that were so brilliantly hit last June! Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT"
To be fair, the last several time Trump has been to the doctor he’s seen angels and the gates of heaven while they bring him back to life.
Called it!!
And this is the same two weeks that he was going to release his most amazing health care plan that never came out.
It’s funny that people think Trump is actually gonna do something to Iran tonight. He couldn’t make a deadline to save his life. Remember when his health care plan was two weeks away….and that was like 8 years ago.
Trump: “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!”
An Easter message from our Christian President. Good work evangelicals!!
I genuinely thought this was Bob Baliban and we were getting a new Christopher Guest movie. #WaitingForGuffman
When I clock in I’m no longer an individual with ethics or morals, I’m a good little authoritarian automaton who only licks boots and parrots what my god…er, I mean…my leader wants me to
The bot known as @Bubblebathgirl seems to have stopped learning new comebacks and is just hashing out the same bull crap responses